Author Archives for Emily Zauzmer

Awkward! Dog Going in for Handshake While Woman Going in for Hug

U.S. Postal Service Reveals Flag Up Means Mailbox Aroused

Smart! Woman Too Tired to Move from Couch to Bed Just Going to Stay Up for 3 More Hours

Tooth Fairy Thinking About Getting Into Nail-Clipping Space

Woman Trying to Heart-React Her Way to Wedding Invitation

Yes! Toilet Paper Roll With Just Enough Left Not This Poop’s Problem

Santa Warning Friends in Advance He’s Just in Town for a Work Thing and Can’t Meet Up

What? Dog Peeing Without Reading Anything on Phone

‘I Hope I Exercise When I’m Old,’ Says Woman Who Doesn’t Exercise While She’s Young

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Jealous! This Nation Regularly Elects Female Leaders

Woman Way Too Many Farts in to Keep Acknowledging Each One

Fuck! Woman Playing Favorite Song on Run Will Now Forever Associate Favorite Song With Running

Woman Full but Definitely Not in ‘Stop Eating’ Kind of Way

Couple’s First Vacation Together Mainly Test of Whether He’s Good at Photographing Her

Rehearsal Dinner? This Woman Is Eating Lunch

‘I’m Really Into Cardio Right Now,’ Says Woman Who Doesn’t Know How to Use Any Other Gym Equipment

Woman Hoping Random Pimple Comes Across as Marilyn Monroe-Style Mole

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