Author Archives for Emily Zauzmer

Woman Adding ‘Key of C Major’ to Karaoke YouTube Search Not Messing Around

Wow! Woman’s Favorite Part of Gym the Big Mirror

Brave! This Woman Is About to Poop With Low Battery

‘We’ve Lost the Art of Writing Love Letters,’ Says Woman Who Really Only Wants to Receive Them

Workout Class Longest Woman Has Been Apart From Phone in 14 Years

Smart! This Woman’s Backup Plan Is for Julie Andrews to Tell Her She’s a Princess

Aww! Woman Saving Wedding Dress so Her Daughter Will Have Something to Chop Up in Viral TikTok One Day

Aww! These Exes Stayed Friendly for the Sake of the Instagram Photos They Don’t Want to Delete

Woman’s Dream to Be Successful Enough That Google Somehow Knows Her Height

Visionary! This Woman Is Plugging in Her Laptop Even Though It’s Not at 4% Yet

Good Song Makes Woman Think She’s a Runner for 1 Minute and 41 Seconds

Woman Responds to Compliment on Shirt by Telling Whole Story About It

‘Is It Okay to Sleep Next to Your Phone?’ Woman Googles 12 Years Into Doing That

Fuck! Woman Who Looks Good in Outfit Standing Up Now Has to Sit in It

Thrifty! Woman Puts Off Car Repair Until It’s Way Bigger Problem

Aww! These Two Talked for Hours on Their First Date Because They Both Suck at Thinking of Excuses to Leave

Workout Class Instructor Using You as Example of What Not to Do