Author Archives for Carly Bivona

Cat Looking Out the Window Imagining It’s the Main Character in a Cat Movie

Stockholm Syndrome? This Woman Loves Her Parents

How to Love The Skin You’re in by Skinning The Person Whose Skin You Love

Man On Dating App Who Describes Himself As ‘Introverted’ Messages Women To Sit On His Face

4 Antique Couches That Dead People Fucked On

Boys, My Eyes Are Up Here, In This Jar

White Bedspreads That Say, ‘Our Sex is Very Neat’

Twinkly String Lights That Say, ‘I Don’t Cry That Much’

The Perfect Pubic Hairstyles For Moving Swiftly Through The Airport