Author Archives for Allison Kilkenny

Wow! This Self-Described Feminist Is Suspicious Of All Women

Wow! This Woman Had To Go To A New Place And Didn’t Have A Meltdown

How to Extend Your Relationship By Suddenly Calling Him ‘Bae’

Hey, Maybe These Fun Socks Will Turn Everything Around For You

How To Look As Chic As These Cats Wearing Scarves

Neat! This Woman Crushed Dry January By Smoking Tons Of Weed

4 Baby Bangs To Make You Look Like A Feral Woman

How to Rock a Feminist Tee When You Still Don’t Understand Victim Blaming Is Wrong

4 Teddy Coats To Make You Look Like A Fuckable Paddington Bear

4 Skin Formulas So Packed With Vitamin C That Oranges Will Try To Fuck You

Meal Delivery Services To Make You Feel Like A Depressed Astronaut

This Woman’s Sex Fantasy Is For Her Boyfriend To Pay Her Student Debt And Then Die

Fuck, Berets Are Back

Inspiring! This Woman Melted Down Fenty Beauty Products And Injected Them Directly Into Her Veins

At Least These Magnetic Lashes Will Never Leave You

4 Cardigans to Look Like You’re About to Reminisce About The Great War

Wow! This Woman Stopped Saying ‘Nice’ Whenever Someone Mentions the Number 69

Wow! This Woman Is Definitely Projecting Her Own Therapy Diagnoses Onto Her Cat