

News

Woman Who Forgot Own Social Security Number Just Grateful Elon Musk Knows It
Jess is just happy that she can finally relieve herself of the responsibility to remember her own sensitive info.
Style

Woman Doing Her Best to Look Sexy Despite Actively Wearing Six Layers
“Looking hot is the winter is all about the eyes, because that’s all you can see when I’m out on the town.”
News

‘Joy Is an Act of Resistance!’ Says White Woman Who Engages in No Other Acts of Resistance
“Going to an all-inclusive resort in Cabo is the best thing I could do for my community right now.”
News

New Song Put to Work Immediately
You immediately added it to every single playlist you’ve made since November of 2022.
Living

How to Build Community by Waving at People When You’re on a Boat
You’re on a boat, and people will love that about you!
News

Woman Has Personal Goals and Rules for Herself Like Some Sort of Cop
“She always goes to bed before 11 on weeknights. And it’s just like, okay? Do you fine yourself, too?”
News

REPORT: Woman Totally Fine as Long as She Does Week’s Worth of Work in Next 25 Minutes
“FUCK, fuck, fuck, fuck.”
I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Showed Friends My Favorite Movie and They Pointed Out All the Ways It’s Problematic
The peanut gallery made their anger known.