

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Did My Hair but the Meeting Turned Out to Be Cameras-Off
Then why did I wake up three hours in advance of my 8 a.m. call?
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‘Why Am I So Anxious All the Time?’ Asks Woman With 17 Unpaid Medical Bills
“Maybe I should try ketamine?”
Dude Corner Thoughts

DUDE CORNER: I Don’t Have Any STIs Because I’ve Never Been Tested
I’m so beyond getting tested that all my buddies call me “fire crotch.”
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REPORT: Roommate Who Bakes Is Atlas Carrying Weight of Apartment’s Mental Health
The baking roommate does not want to be responsible for the apartment’s mental health, but it is thrust upon them.
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‘Aw, Our First Fight!’ Says Man Unaware This Is Their 7th Fight
This topic then became their eighth fight, or as Mike would call it, their second.
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Squatty Potty Unveils New High-Fiber Diet Because Maybe That’s Your Problem
Squatty Potty’s new diet recommends “eating more beans” and “maybe chugging a coffee or something?”