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Good News! Random Tarot Card Reader on TikTok Said Everything’s Going to Be Fine

Entertainment

Haunting! This Woman Remembers Exactly Where She Was When Club Penguin Shut Down

“It was the day I learned permanence is an illusion.”

News

‘I’m More of a Visual Learner,’ Says Woman Who Wasn’t Listening

“I can’t help it!”

News
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Scientists Confirm Fifth Dimension Is Words of Affirmation

Researchers confirm it’s the only dimension that can make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Tried to Listen to New Music

It was so fucking scary I am literally still shaking.

Living

5 Chic Housewarming Gifts for When You Get Added to a Close Friends Story

Show them how much you appreciate their hospitality.

Living

QUIZ: Were Traditional Gender Roles Good or Was It Good When a Single Salary Could Provide for a Family of Four?

Here’s to trad life!

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Arrived at the Coffee Shop and Now I Have to Do Work

Turns out bad things still happen to good people.

Love and Sex

How to Stop Writing Your SSN With Your Tongue During Oral

Remember — safety first!

Living

How to Microdose Mushrooms So You Only Panic a Little Bit

Here’s how to panic in a micro way!

Living
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QUIZ: Will Journaling Make You Feel Better or Bring You to the Darkest Place You’ve Ever Been?

“I was not long for this world, nor were those who made it come alive.”

News

Okay! Cis Friend Telling You About Their Parents’ Transphobia

“I’m just saying, I know how rough it is out there.”

News

Man With Huge Penis Clearly Compensating for Tiny Car

Clearly, Paul is using his massive shlong to compensate for his tiny car.

Thoughts

Why I’m Adjusting Expectations for Myself if the Rest of You Agree Do the Same

Like, can we maybe get it in writing that we’ll all do it?

News

‘You Need to Vote to Fix This,’ Says Lawmaker You’ve Voted for in the Past Four Elections

“Vote harder.”

Style

How to Style Your Forced Mom Jeans

Reluctantly carry a diaper bag.

Living

How to See a Pretty Tree Without Sending a Picture to Your Mom Saying ‘Pretty Tree’

Call her about it.

News

Chipotle Worker Pausing to Warn You’re Gonna Shit That Corn Out Whole Later

It’s necessary disclosure.

News

Woman Doing Makeup at Green Light Flattered by All the Honks She’s Getting

“Wow, everyone! Thank you, thank you.”

News

Woman Builds Time Machine to Assassinate Past Self Who Left Laundry on the Bed

“This way, I won’t have to go through what happened to me ever again.”

 

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WOMANSPIRATION

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Wow! This Woman Is Still Telling Herself Law School Is ‘Always an Option’

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Wow! This Woman Got the Man of Her Dreams and All She Had to Do Was Say ‘NBA Playoffs’

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This Amazing Home Gym Comes Complete With a Creepy Man Leering at You

Password Expiration Policy Forces Woman to Change Dog’s Name Every 60 Days

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How To Put On Your Duvet Cover More Easily By Getting Your Duvet Hard First

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THOUGHTS

If My Posture Is So Bad, Why Does It Meet the Golden Ratio?

I LIVED IT: No One Said They Liked My Dress So I Couldn’t Tell Them It Has Pockets

DUDE CORNER: The Day Airlines Ended Their Mask Mandates Was Better Than the Birth of My Son

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