Yikes! This Woman Made a Self-Deprecating Joke – Then Friends Started Consoling Her
Yulia did that sympathetic frown, and then everyone else joined right in.
5 Face Serums That Make You Look Like a Cute Duck Covered in Crude Oil
“Please wash me in a little tub with dish soap!”
Huge Bitch? My Niece Put ‘Pon de Replay’ on Her Throwback Playlist
“I love classic oldies — Jason Derulo, Vampire Weekend, Motown…”
How to Recommend Bo Burnham’s Comedy Special Without Explaining Your Mental Illness in Excruciating Detail
Call it performance art.
Why I Stopped Buying Vidalia Onions and Just Started Using My Unwashed Pits
Does anybody want some leftover armpit?
3 Signs From Childhood That You Were Trans If You Need More Validation Than Just Knowing You’re Trans Now
YOUR TRANS ASS IS STILL TRANS RIGHT NOW REGARDLESS.
How to Be Happy About a Negative STI Test Without Perpetuating the Stigma
Act Chill on the Phone With the Doctor.
I LIVED IT: My Hairstylist Called Another Stylist Over to ‘Look at Something’
No words can convey the horror I felt at that moment. Was I going to die?
REPORT: Your Vegan Friend Doesn’t Feel Superior to You, That’s Your Own Shit
“Like so many things in life, your feelings about this are really about yourself.”
Girl Gets Good at Wrong Hobby
Erma persisted, confident that lute building would be the next quaint hobby to captivate the masses.
Woman Who Almost Passed Out in the Bath Convinces Herself She’s Actually Really Relaxed Now
“I would gladly have another near-death experience to do it all again.”