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Trump Not So Against Gender-Affirming Care When It’s His Own Hair Transplant
“It’s strange that he’s decided to ban gender-affirming care for trans people considering he’s such a fan of the stuff himself.”
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Man Drinking Iced Coffee in Winter With Hopes Someone Will Notice
Fellow patrons heard him ask for his drink “extra cold,” which doesn’t really mean anything.
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Barron Still Uncertain What Elon’s Role Is in Family
“Every dinner, it’s just me and him at opposite ends of a comically long table.”
Living

Artsy Friend Reluctantly Accepts Role as Hairdresser of Friend Group
“She takes amazing landscape photos, so I’m confident she’ll be able to cut curtain bangs.”
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REPORT: All Jeans a Little Period Stained
“I guess I forgot that these ones are period stained, too.”
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Woman Choosing Perfume Trying to Decide Which Smell Will Best Haunt Her Next Ex
In a story that highlights the importance of both thinking ahead and being an evil mastermind, 25-year-old Heidi Wilkins is...