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Woman Puts Straight Cis Boyfriend in Dog Collar So She Can Bring Him to Pride

Love and Sex

QUIZ: Do You Want a Boyfriend or Do You Want Someone to Taste the Milk When It Smells a Little Off?

The way our world is designed, some things are just easier with a significant other.

Thoughts

Why I Quit Botox and Started Obscuring My Face Like the Neighbor From ‘Home Improvement’

Hiding my face at all times has been beyond liberating.

Living

How to Make Your Depressed Friend Feel Better Even Though They’re Right

Try to steer the conversation away from this before your responses become, “Agreed!”

Thoughts

I Donated $15 to Nancy Pelosi and She Spent It on the Panera ‘You Pick Two’

She got a cup of mac and half a Green Goddess Cobb salad.

Thoughts

Why I Stopped Nervous Farting and Started Farting Because I’m Brave

I will no longer be a prisoner of my own nervous farts.

Style

4 Shorts That Say, ‘I Wish I Wasn’t Wearing Shorts’

“I wish my leg flesh were not so exposed right now!”

News

Study Finds All Wine Just a Little Disgusting

News

REPORT: I’ve Had It

Experts are quick to confirm that I’ve had it just about up to here.

Style

The Best Shoes for Standing Awkwardly on the Fringes of a Small Group

Now you can hover conversation-adjacent without sacrificing comfort.

News

REPORT: Gen Z All the Gay Cousin

Cousin stratums populated by Zoomers are now overflowing with the gay cousins.

Thoughts

I Started Making My Bed With Hospital Corners and Now I Owe Thousands in Medical Debt

I already knew the healthcare system was broken, but I never expected this.

Dude Corner Thoughts

DUDE CORNER: I Understand Women Because I Have Three Sisters I Hate

I don’t need to put in the work because I grew up doing the work.

News

Hairdresser Has Own Definition of Inch

“Perhaps this person understands the term inch more colloquially, as in, inching along?”

Love and Sex

How to Ride Him Platonically

Nothing says “just friends” like a well-timed fist bump.

News

‘That’s So Funny!’ Says Woman Trying to Survive Uber Ride

“Laugh at whatever your driver says and just hope you’re a good actor.”

News

Woman Inconsolable After Seeing Old Person Enjoying Meal Alone at Restaurant

“It’s just like, why are they alone, you know?”

Living

Diversity Win! All-White Startup Has Day Off For Juneteenth

They’re doing the work!

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: My Boyfriend Stopped Scratching My Back

I haven’t been able to look at him the same way since.

News

BREAKING: The First Outfit You Had on Was the One

“It’s just a lot to process at the moment.”

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WOMANSPIRATION

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PRINT EDITION

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THOUGHTS

Why I Don’t Buy Into Trends Because I Don’t Know What They Are Right Now

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