How to Continue on With Your Pathetic Little Life While You Wait for Them to Make ‘Sing 3’
Use this in-between time to connect with loved ones.
Study Finds Hair Grows Slowest After Receiving Bob Haircut
At the end of the study, many participants hadn’t even been able to grow their hair into a cute lob.
Nice! Progressive Couple Splits the Bill by Leaving the Restaurant Without Paying
“We’ve skipped the second date and jumped straight to being on the run together.”
QUIZ: Do You Want a Cat or Just a General Presence in the Home?
I asked my landlord if I could have a pet to fill the echoing silence in my home and he said “no dogs,” so…
How to Enjoy Summer Even Though Your Friends Only Want to Eat Raw Fish and Alcohol
Write letters to the president calling for the return of prohibition.
‘I Actually Drive Better When I’m High,’ Says Woman to the Demogorgon in Her Back Seat
“He tells me about all sorts of things, like if I’m breathing funny or when my car is shrinking.”
How to Buy a Ticket for ‘The Little Mermaid’ Without Looking Like a Disney Adult
Wear an oversized t-shirt that says, “I Hate Mickey Mouse.”
Woman Outlines Extensive Plan to Get in Shape by Last Month
“Now that summer is upon us, it’s never been more important to have gotten in shape already.”
Woman Too Focused on Enjoying Sex to Enjoy Sex
“It’s kind of like when you’re so focused on remembering someone’s name that you forget to remember their name.”
Woman Keeps Her Fallen Acrylics Nails Like They’re Baby Teeth
“This nail is from my sister’s graduation.”
I’m Not Afraid of Death. I’m Afraid of People Seeing the Inspirational Quotes I Saved on My Phone
“Stop trying to make everyone happy. You’re not chocolate.”
Fuck! Hike Has Elevation
“Never in my wildest dreams did I think we’d have to walk at a slight incline.”
Uh Oh! Date Just Said Something That Didn’t Come Up During Background Check
Participating in authentic, off-the-cuff conversation? No, thank you!
QUIZ: Do You Want Friends or Do You Want 3 to 5 People to Be in Love With You?
Define the word “friend” for us real quick. We want to see something.
How to Have It All Even Though That Sounds Like a Lot
Becoming perfect sounds like a lot of work, if we’re being honest.
Non-Binary Person Walking Alone at Night Unsure Whether to Be Scared or Scary
“Should I look over my shoulder? Or creep behind a woman in a way that unsettles her to her core?”