Aww! This Dog Learned to Communicate With Buttons and Asked to Die
The world would love a depressing poetry book written entirely by a cute little pupper!
I LIVED IT: I Didn’t Wish Someone Happy Birthday on Their Birthday but They Still Wished Me One on Mine
The havoc it wreaked on my mental state was immeasurable.
Suspicious! Handsome Man With Job Wants to Date You
“I thought he would at least be bad in bed or something.”
3 Books About Really Sad Women, You Miserable Fuck
We don’t know what to tell you, we’re not your therapist.
I LIVED IT: I Turned on a Garbage Disposal Thinking It Was a Light Switch
I still hear the echoes of that metallic grinding in my nightmares.
QUIZ: Do You Actually Keep Seeing Your Ex Everywhere, or Was He Just Really Generic Looking?
I spotted them on Jeopardy in the audience a few times in the same episode.
How I Establish Healthy Boundaries Using the Art of Mime
Most friends and family members did not react very positively to my new self-care habit.
How to Form a Detached Leftist Critique of Obama Even Though You Came of Age Sexually During His Second Term
You would have figured out masturbation regardless of who the POTUS was.
How I’m Decolonizing the Sidewalk by Pushing White People Into The Street
And that’s just a little something that I like to call “doing the work.”
They Say Cities Should Be Built for People, Not Cars. But How Do I Tell That to My Husband, Lightning McQueen?
Life is a highway, not a goddamn walkable plaza.
I LIVED IT: I Sat Next to a Guy on a Plane
Honestly, I can’t believe I made it out alive.
QUIZ: Is This Woman Depressed or Just Really Into Making Bracelets Now?
It’s great that she has an outlet, though.