

Womanspiration

Woah! This Woman’s Jean Shorts Are So Long They’re Actually Just Jeans
She has taken to calling them “jants,” a portmanteau of “jean pants.”
News

How Times Change! 30-Year-Old Woman Would Actually Be Really Excited to Receive an Edible Arrangement
How the years fly by!
News

Woman in Desperate Need of Therapist Who Can Slap Her
“I need my therapist to stop this destructive downward spiral by hitting me in the face.”
News

Woman Entering Grocery Store Loses Capacity to Plan More Than Two Meals Ahead
“I guess for lunch I’ll have corn?”
Thoughts

Look, It’s Up to El Salvador if They Want to Fix Our Indisputably Evil Fuckup
Sorry, did I say fuckup? I meant victory.