Man Not Sure Why You Feel Gaslit Because He Literally Never Said That

Living

How to Make Your Clothes Fit Like They Fit Skater Boys by Transitioning

One of the pitfalls of dressing masculinely as a woman is that unfortunately, clothes often do not fall on the...

News

Poor White Man’s Intersectionality Stops at Poor White Men

“I just don’t have the same opportunities as other white men who are rich.”

Dude Corner Thoughts

DUDE CORNER: My Attachment Style Is No

I took a quiz online about four years ago, and my computer exploded.

News

‘Our Family Is Growing!’ Says Married Woman Who Just Got a Boyfriend

“Excited to welcome this little bundle of joy into our family!”

Living

QUIZ: Should You Confront Them or Play the Confrontation Out in Your Head, Resolve It, and Pretend That’s Closure?

What if they get mad at you? Or worse, disagree?

Womanspiration

Relatable! Yellow Light Down for Whatever

“Doesn’t matter to me! Whatever you guys want to do!”

News

REPORT: Therapist Kind of Got Your Ass There

Now you’re in the fetal position on the floor wondering how she saw right through your shit so fast.

News

Woman Who Hasn’t Done Anything on Her Summer Bucket List Planning to Distill It All Into One Fucked Up Weekend

Hannah is confident that she can make it work.

Living

How to Enjoy a Late Summer Breeze Without Panicking That It’s Over, It’s All Over

OH GOD, THERE’S NO TIME!

News

‘Are You Going Into the Kitchen?’ Asks Woman Whenever Boyfriend Exhibits Slightest Sign of Life

“I saw that he was breathing so, naturally, I needed to check.”

News

Woman With Zero Musical Ability Knows Exactly What She’d Leave on NPR’s Tiny Desk

Diya is determined to be prepared for her Tiny Desk Concert in every single way except for learning how to write and perform music.

Love and Sex

QUIZ: Is This First Date Going Well or Are You the Most Charismatic Person Alive?

Are you feeling butterflies because you really like this person or because you’re kind of amazing company to keep?

News

Stuffed Animals Starting to Worry They’re Responsible for Lack of Action Woman Is Getting

“I just can’t imagine it’s making potential suitors feel ‘at home’ in this environment.”

News

REPORT: The Reason You’re Not Achieving Your Dreams Is Because You Don’t Email Good

“Failure to achieve your dreams is a direct consequence of choosing ‘bye bye’ as your preferred email sign off.”

News

REPORT: Person From High School Who Just Endorsed Your Public Speaking Skills on LinkedIn Wants to Grab a Drink Sometime

The reasoning behind this decision-making process has baffled researchers.

News

‘Just Going on a Quick Run!’ Texts Woman Who Should Have Specified It’s the Drug Kind

“Why are you going so slow? And why have you stopped at Zaza Village?”

Love and Sex

‘You’re Probably Cheating,’ Says Man Probably Projecting

“I mean, you’re out at night all the time!”

News

Friend Who Never Gets Political on Social Media Actually a Superhero Injustice-Fighting Vigilante in Her Free Time

In a breaking news story that will certainly shock the world over, your friend Jasmine, who has never gotten political...

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Had 10 Extra Dollars so I Spent 70 Extra Dollars

I surveyed my $10 buying options and found them to lack a certain je ne sais quoi.

Thoughts

It’s Time I Finally Settled Down and Pushed a Really Old Rich Man Off a Boat

“You see, Gregory has this catamaran that his doctors have begged him to stop using.”

News

‘This Adderall Isn’t Doing Shit,’ Writes Woman on Billboard She Just Free Solo-ed

She is 150 meters off the ground and just scaled the entire billboard in under 10 minutes.

News

‘I Could Really See Myself Living Here,’ Says Woman in Most Expensive Neighborhood of City She’s Visiting

When asked what about the city really resonated with her, Tasha said it was mostly the big houses and expensive cars.

News

Woman’s Entire Belief System Rattled After the Weather App Got the Weather Wrong

“I’ve always abided by a strict, meteorology-based belief system.”

News

Man Who Doesn’t Believe in the Patriarchy Thinks Your Sigh Is Passive Aggressive and Your Resting Face Is Bitchy

“The least women could do is smile, look nice, and not sigh so much. Oh, and obviously have sex with me.”

Thoughts

Mice Coming to My Apartment Because They Loves Me

They want to bathe in the warmth of my energy. Quite simply? They loves me.