

Thoughts

Look, It’s Up to El Salvador if They Want to Fix Our Indisputably Evil Fuckup
Sorry, did I say fuckup? I meant victory.
Thoughts

Why Cigarettes Are Visually Disgusti – Oh, a Woman Is Holding One? Never Mind
My eyes pop out of my head, my jaw drops, and my tongue rolls onto the floor.
News

Woman Spends Entirety of 30s Resting Between Sets at the Gym
“A decade is roughly enough time to start to feel like I’m ready to start that second set.”
Thoughts

Why I Stopped Focusing on the Negatives and Started Focusing on the Gay Incest in ‘The White Lotus’
Everything will be okay. Everything will not be okay with Saxon, but that’s not my problem.
Living

Woman Would Have Awesome Thoughts if She Were Comfortable With Even One Minute of Boredom
“Why would I opt for boredom? Boredom sucks.”
News

REPORT: Meaning of Tattoo Will Certainly Convince Parents to Like It
Your parents hate tattoos, but maybe this time things will be different for no discernible reason at all.