Win! Word You Googled After Using It Works in Situation

Living

We Asked Our Former History Teachers Why They Didn’t Teach Us Black History but They Were Too Busy Also Coaching Football

“I just follow what the teacher’s guide textbook says.”

Womanspiration

Yikes! This Woman Made a Self-Deprecating Joke – Then Friends Started Consoling Her

Yulia did that sympathetic frown, and then everyone else joined right in.

Style

5 Face Serums That Make You Look Like a Cute Duck Covered in Crude Oil

“Please wash me in a little tub with dish soap!”

Living

QUIZ: Have You Unlearned Your Internalized Misogyny or Do You Still Do That Dainty Sneeze?

Everyone knows that you’re not a true feminist if you sneeze like a little cartoon mouse!

News

Huge Bitch? My Niece Put ‘Pon de Replay’ on Her Throwback Playlist

“I love classic oldies — Jason Derulo, Vampire Weekend, Motown…”

Living

How to Recommend Bo Burnham’s Comedy Special Without Explaining Your Mental Illness in Excruciating Detail

Call it performance art.

Womanspiration

Wow! Woman So Busy She Can’t Send Text From Phone She Stares at 10 Hours a Day

Tracy declined to comment (ended the call).

Thoughts

Why I Stopped Buying Vidalia Onions and Just Started Using My Unwashed Pits

Does anybody want some leftover armpit?

Living

3 Signs From Childhood That You Were Trans If You Need More Validation Than Just Knowing You’re Trans Now

YOUR TRANS ASS IS STILL TRANS RIGHT NOW REGARDLESS.

News

Writer Wasting Creative Energy on Drafting Friends’ Dating Texts

Shay: a saint for the people!

Living

How to Be Happy About a Negative STI Test Without Perpetuating the Stigma

Act Chill on the Phone With the Doctor.

News

Boring Straight Guy Seen in Whole New Light Upon Discovery of Nipple Piercings

Like, what?

Living

QUIZ: Will This Iced Coffee Give You Anxiety, Diarrhea, or a Will to Live?

Will it be heart palpitations, an hour on the toilet, or enough motivation to wash your hair?

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: My Hairstylist Called Another Stylist Over to ‘Look at Something’

No words can convey the horror I felt at that moment. Was I going to die?

News

REPORT: Your Vegan Friend Doesn’t Feel Superior to You, That’s Your Own Shit

“Like so many things in life, your feelings about this are really about yourself.”

Living

The Best Gifts to Give to Your Dad This Father’s Day Even Though He’s Super Dead

Take your pick and pay your respects!

News

Girl Gets Good at Wrong Hobby

Erma persisted, confident that lute building would be the next quaint hobby to captivate the masses.

News

Woman Who Almost Passed Out in the Bath Convinces Herself She’s Actually Really Relaxed Now

“I would gladly have another near-death experience to do it all again.”

Style

4 Clogs That’ll Have Everyone Thinking, ‘Here Comes a Little Horse’

“Ah, fooled again. It’s a woman wearing wood shoes.”