How to Exfoliate Your Feet but Not So Much You Go Sliding Across the Floor
You might as well just throw a banana peel on the floor.
Nice! This Woman Said She Would Clean Her Bathtub Tomorrow, But Then She Died
The activities of her final night were well aligned with her true values.
How I Achieve Balance by Having Both a Degradation and Praise Kink
It’s a fluid collaboration!
Email Signoffs to Make You Sound Less Like a Pushover and More Like the God of the Old Testament
Email etiquette can feel like a real minefield, but minefields aren’t something the OG God would give a fuck about.
5 Indoor Plants So Easy to Maintain They’re Practically Daring You to Kill Them
“Just fucking TRY.”
Christmas List Making It Too Obvious You Can’t Afford Basic Necessities
You scrawled, “This month’s rent???” at the very top of your list.
Mom Insists You’ll Change Your Mind About Not Wanting to Get Your Asshole Ripped Open During Childbirth
Your mom remains insistent that one day you’ll see the error of your ways.
Woman’s Meal-Prepping Ambitions Stopped at First Dirty Tupperware
The human body isn’t made to do that much work.
DUDE CORNER: Please Ask Me if I Think a Hot Dog is a Sandwich, I Have a Whole Thing Ready
Buckle up, because I’ve got a whole spiel on it and you’re gonna wanna hear it.
Awesome! Friends Laughing at How Ugly You Look in That Picture Again
“I thought this would die out after we discovered the photo of Jamie posing with a dolphin.”
6 Gifts for Every Member of the Family Even Though You Can Afford 3 People, Tops
After all, you barely have enough money to keep yourself alive, let alone buy someone some slippers they’ll never wear.
4 Vegan Holiday Recipes to Make Your Family Never, Ever Ask You to Cook Something Again
At least your one cousin who went to Berkeley will thank you!
Why I Wish the 911 Operator Would Just Listen and Not Rush to Offer Solutions
Is it so much to ask for empathetic communication?
Woman’s Self-Care Just Engaging in the Seven Deadly Sins
“I needed to engage in the rest of the seven deadlies in order to truly nurture my mind, body, and soul.”