How to Write a Song When Nothing Has Ever Happened to You

Love and Sex

How to Get Into His Interests So Deeply You Threaten His Sense of Self

Bonus points if he leaves to go call his dad!

News

‘Success is Overrated,’ Guesses Woman

“It’s about the process, not capital gain, I think.”

News

Housemate Leaves Kitchen Sink Full of Leverage

Score!

Womanspiration

Inspiring! This Petite Woman Doesn’t Need Men To Make Her Feel Small

She, with the help of everything else in life, can do that all by herself!

Thoughts

I Changed My Eyebrow Arch to Gothic Cathedral and Now People Are Suspicious of My Motives

A seductress with cruel intentions.

Womanspiration

Cottagecore Queen? This Woman Started Using a Chamber Pot

Okay, simple living goddess alert!

News

woman smiling with phone

Woman’s Cry For Help Distilled Into Commenting ‘It Me’ on Several Pictures of Raccoons

“I hope she’s alright.”

Living

How to Listen Like You Care But Not Like You Have Advice

Use phrases like, “Wow, I can’t imagine.”

News

Woman Consults Additional Mirror for Second Opinion

According to reports, this is actually totally valid.

News

Study Finds Yawns Are Contagious Because You’re Just a Sleepy Little Baby, Aren’t You?

Scientists are concluding we’re all just wittle babies who want some sleepybye.

Love and Sex

5 First-date Hiking Trails to Show You’re the Kind of Girl Who Gets Winded During Blowjobs

Show off that sexy, flimsy respiratory system!

Living

How to Complete Your Mental Breakdown in Time to Accept Your Incoming FaceTime Call

You need to hurry up, though. Like, seriously. Five minutes.

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: A Beast Held Me Prisoner in His Mansion For Months but My Landlord Still Made Me Pay Rent

I mean, what the actual fuck?

Thoughts

Why I Edited Myself into MAS*H Re-runs So My Dad Would Finally Look at Me

We both couldn’t be happier.

Love and Sex

What to Do When You Walk in on Your Shaving Boyfriend Indulging a Brief Moment of a Hitler Mustache

Find a WWII documentary to watch that evening.

News

Depressed Woman Makes Delicious Spread Made From Crumbs Found on Her Chest

“I’m doing my best with what I have right now.”

Thoughts

Why My Family of 6 Decided to Fight to the Death Over 4 COVID Tests

Looks like we’ll have to say some goodbyes pretty soon!

Living

Coffee Mugs That Say, ‘My Entire Deal Can Be Distilled Into One Sentence’

This is all you need to know about me!

Love and Sex

How to Not Be Jealous of How Badly He Wants A Rapid COVID Test

Stop comparing yourself to medical testing kits.