Woman’s Unpopular Opinion Actually Extremely Heinous
“I know this opinion is too edgy for some people to deal with.”
REPORT: Remote Work Leads to Drop in Gentle Little Kisses When You Do a Good Job
In 2020, intimate yet platonic lip-based rewards of all kinds fell off due to social distancing guidelines.
‘I Just Want Someone to Fight for Me,’ Says Woman Unwilling to Change in Any Way
“Maybe she should try journaling or something?”
Smithsonian Zoo Plans Prom in Hopes That Giant Pandas Enter Pact to Lose Virginity
The zoo is extremely hopeful the pandas will fucking get it.
Police Remind Community That ‘Pride’ Wouldn’t Even Exist Without Them
“It’s important to commemorate how we gave Johnson the opportunity to really shine.”
Woman Giving Up on Creative Dream After Three Months Thinks She Will Make it Through Law School
Although Ashley has not yet taken an LSAT practice exam, she is confident that she will be a natural.
Help! A White Person Corrected Me on Black History, and They Were Right
I hope you know that, like your ancestors, you have ruined another Black life.
Why I Will Continue to Act Shocked That No One Has Ever Been to The Gas Station Chain That Is Local To My Home State
At least tell me you know about their mint-flavored coffee machine!?
‘Why is My TikTok For You Page All Lesbians?’ Asks Woman Who is About to Realize Why
“No, I’m straight.”
Woman Who Doesn’t Floss Considering Spending $90 on Teeth-Whitening System
“If I’m going to have receding, disease-riddled gums, I may as well have bright white, almost iridescent teeth to distract from them.”
4 Ways to Berate Siri Without Being Anti-Feminist
Use these tips to berate Siri in a way that promotes the liberation of marginalized genders!
How to Overcome the Insecurities Instilled in You By Wii Fit
Try a ritualistic burning of your Wii Balance Board.