Woman Knows Exactly What She’d Say if She Were a Guest on This Podcast

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: My Least Favorite Celebrity Is Kind of Slaying a Little Bit

I couldn’t even hate — she looked good.

Living

How to Continue on With Your Pathetic Little Life While You Wait for Them to Make ‘Sing 3’

Use this in-between time to connect with loved ones.

Style

Study Finds Hair Grows Slowest After Receiving Bob Haircut

At the end of the study, many participants hadn’t even been able to grow their hair into a cute lob.

Womanspiration

Aw! This Woman Goes to the Bathroom So Much That She Finally Moved There

Someone call up Architectural Digest!

Womanspiration

Nice! Progressive Couple Splits the Bill by Leaving the Restaurant Without Paying

“We’ve skipped the second date and jumped straight to being on the run together.”

Living

QUIZ: Do You Want a Cat or Just a General Presence in the Home?

I asked my landlord if I could have a pet to fill the echoing silence in my home and he said “no dogs,” so…

News

‘You Need to Get off Medication and Work Through Your Trauma,’ Says Person Whose Parents Wanted Them

“I was going through one of the worst times in my life and she told me that I should ‘just breathe.'”

Living

How to Enjoy Summer Even Though Your Friends Only Want to Eat Raw Fish and Alcohol

Write letters to the president calling for the return of prohibition.

News

‘I Actually Drive Better When I’m High,’ Says Woman to the Demogorgon in Her Back Seat

“He tells me about all sorts of things, like if I’m breathing funny or when my car is shrinking.”

News

Woman Who Didn’t Hear What Friend Said Enters Laughing and Nodding Stage of Conversation

“When I still didn’t hear what she said, I was forced to just laugh, nod, and hope it wasn’t of any real importance.”

Living

How to Buy a Ticket for ‘The Little Mermaid’ Without Looking Like a Disney Adult

Wear an oversized t-shirt that says, “I Hate Mickey Mouse.”

News

Woman Outlines Extensive Plan to Get in Shape by Last Month

“Now that summer is upon us, it’s never been more important to have gotten in shape already.”

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Protected My Peace and Now I’m Bored

Can you die of too much peace?

News

Woman Too Focused on Enjoying Sex to Enjoy Sex

“It’s kind of like when you’re so focused on remembering someone’s name that you forget to remember their name.”

News

Woman Keeps Her Fallen Acrylics Nails Like They’re Baby Teeth

“This nail is from my sister’s graduation.”

News

Mother Couldn’t Possibly Finish Entire Round of Antibiotics

“Maybe I’ll just take a little taste,” she continued, licking the next pill. “See? There.”

Thoughts

I’m Not Afraid of Death. I’m Afraid of People Seeing the Inspirational Quotes I Saved on My Phone

“Stop trying to make everyone happy. You’re not chocolate.”

News

Fuck! Hike Has Elevation

“Never in my wildest dreams did I think we’d have to walk at a slight incline.”

Living

How to Hold So Much Eye Contact He Backs Off Entirely

You’ll unsettle him to his core and he’ll probably just leave. Yippee!

News

Uh Oh! Date Just Said Something That Didn’t Come Up During Background Check

Participating in authentic, off-the-cuff conversation? No, thank you!

Living

QUIZ: Do You Want Friends or Do You Want 3 to 5 People to Be in Love With You?

Define the word “friend” for us real quick. We want to see something.

News

REPORT: Basketball Happening Right Now Apparently

While it is not totally clear what is happening with the sport right now, it’s safe to say that there is something going on.

Living

How to Have It All Even Though That Sounds Like a Lot

Becoming perfect sounds like a lot of work, if we’re being honest.

News

Non-Binary Person Walking Alone at Night Unsure Whether to Be Scared or Scary

“Should I look over my shoulder? Or creep behind a woman in a way that unsettles her to her core?”

News

Should Employees Be Paid? Why People Think It’s Time

“What’s next? Poor people being able to lead happy and fulfilling lives? I don’t think so.”