Man Just Needs to See Video From a Few Thousand More Angles to Confirm Murder

News

Democrats Applaud Masked ICE Agents for Stopping Spread of COVID

Style

4 Barrel Leg Jeans to Go Over Niagara Falls In

Living

How to Keep Your Home Guest-Ready by Never Hosting Anyone

Living

How Are You - Reductress

How to Stop Obsessing Over That Weird Bad Thing You Said and Focus on All the Weird Bad Things You’re Going to Say

News

Sign of the Times? The Grinch Just Reversed His BBL

Womanspiration

Inspiring! This Woman Finally Developed Her Own Style Outside of Current Trends and It’s So Ugly

“But, hey, if she’s happy, I’m happy.”

Womanspiration

Manifesting? This Woman Asked Her Friends If They Were Mad at Her So Many Times That They Got Mad at Her

That’s the Law of Assumption at work!

News

ICE Agents Meet Mass Shooter in Awkward Encounter at School Entrance

News

Unbiased? Woman’s Preferred Journalistic Source Just Googling the Word ‘News’

Uncategorized

Jealous? Cat Gets to Hiss at Doctor During Invasive Exam

News

Grand Plan to Eat Healthier Lasts One Cucumber

Uncategorized

Aw! Friends You Introduced Having Their First Independent Fight

Thoughts

How I Became an Intimacy Coordinator by Asking My Partner if They Want to Have Sex Later

Living

How to Stop People Pleasing Unless Someone Seems Like They Want You to Start Again

Just confirm if everyone is mad at you by sending out a survey over text and email.

News

Study Finds Missing Sock Will Only Appear Once Matching Sock Has Been Executed

“It’s some sort of power dynamic or game that they’ve got going on.”

News

REPORT: Trump Spotted With Ominous Vultures Circling Overhead

“That man is a walking carcass.”

News

REPORT: Man Marries Up

Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Had to Download the App

The webpage’s silence mocked me.

News

REPORT: Mom Thinks That Waiter Really Liked Her

They had something real.

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: The Plan That Was Far Away Is Now

“Still on for lunch?”

News

REPORT: Ex Boyfriend Doesn’t Remember It That Way

“Well, that’s not true,” Thomas said matter-of-factly.

News

REPORT: Ankle Socks Only Used When All Other Socks Ripped, Burned, or Otherwise Dead

“If I’m wearing ankle socks, please check in.”

Living

QUIZ: Are You a Hypochondriac or Oh God Is It the One Time It’s for Real?

Did you start feeling these symptoms before looking them up?

Dude Corner Thoughts

DUDE CORNER: Hey, Have You Seen This Thing I Haven’t Started Looking for Yet?

I’m hoping you’ll go look for it, even though you are currently having a one-on-one with your boss.

News

Study Finds Wedding Will Either Inspire Woman to Marry Boyfriend or Break Up With Him

“Either it will be beautiful and reignite your belief in love, or it will be sad and existentially terrifying.”