‘It’s Hard to Find a Good Man These Days,’ Says Woman Who Married Your Dad

Living

How to Use The Supply Chain Crisis to Get Out of Buying Gifts for Anyone Except Yourself

Ugh, this pandemic, right?!

News

Historians Discover Three Wise Men Completely Ignored Mary’s Baby Registry

“It’s pretty rude, in my professional opinion.”

Dude Corner Thoughts

Dude Corner: I Want to be a Better Listener so I Can Tell Women They’re Wrong

But hey, if any cuties out there wanna chat, DM me pics ;)

Living

How to Accept the Fact That Your Walk Is Now Over and You Have to See the People

You do like people at least a little bit right? Right??

Living

How to Resist the Urge to Cut Your Hair When You’re Not Getting Enough Attention

Whatever you do, do NOT cut your hair.

Living

5 Outfits That Will Never Feel As Good As Your Bed

They’ll try to compete, but they’ll never, ever win.

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: My Spotify Wrapped Revealed My Screamo Relapse

I’m just hoping and praying that no one ever asks me about mine.

Living

Oversized Mirrors that Will Make You Feel More Self-Conscious In Your Own Home

And no, it’s not the lighting – you do have bags under your eyes!

White Woman Speaks: Thoughts

I Astral Projected to a Retail Job to Empathize With The Working Class

A view of the waterfront really grounded me after an excruciating shift at the Gap.

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Accidentally Gave my Only Other Black Coworker the White People Smile

I think it was a muscle spasm.

News

Friends Perform Sacred Ritual of Commenting ‘OMG SO BEAUTIFUL!’ on Photo You Look Just Fine In

“MODEL!”

Living

5 Wines That Say, ‘I Chose This for the Animal on the Label’

Who can say no to a koala?!

News

REPORT: All Haters Either Jealous of or Deeply Attracted to You

“Because of your natural beauty, and just your whole general vibe.”

Living

How Are You - Reductress

QUIZ: Is it a ‘Hyperfixation’ or Do You Just Like Something?

You might wanna take a small break from TikTok.

Living

4 Black Friday Deals You Can Make with The Devil

You might end up regretting it, but who cares!

News

Oh No! Vegan Friend Comparing Animal Consumption To Racism on Thanksgiving Again

Oh no! Not again!

Living

QUIZ: Are You an Extroverted Introvert or Can You Just Not Let Introverts Have Their Own Thing?

You just can’t let us have our own thing for once, can you?

Living

How to Regrow Part of Your Brain That Decides What to Eat for Dinner

You might just want to consider brain surgery!

Entertainment

5 Artists You Need to Listen to Right Now Because They’re on the Phone and They’re Asking for You

Good thing you were here to take all their calls.