Man Not Sure Why You Feel Gaslit Because He Literally Never Said That

Thoughts

I’m Not a Passenger Princess. I’m a Trunk Troll.

Passenger princesses are regal, chic, and captivating. Trunk trolls are in the trunk.

Womanspiration

Money-saving Hack! This Woman Took the Crumbs on Her Shirt and Reassembled Them Into a Second, Smaller Croissant

“The glue definitely made everything taste worse. But it was so integral to the process.”

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: My Healing Was Linear but It Was Linear Downward

It has been a line straight to rock bottom.

Thoughts

Here’s Why I Value Having a Clean Apartment––Wait, No, Don’t Look in That Closet

That’s not the bathroom! Close that door!

Living

Traitor? Friend Who Agreed to Meet up and Work Actually Working

Doesn’t she know that’s not how this works?

News

Woman Spends Entire Evening Deciding Whether She Should Work or Relax

“I’ve settled on this in-between stage where I am wholly unfulfilled.”

News

Woman Returns for Second Coffee After First One Was Wasted Luxuriating in the Quiet Joy of the Morning

“I sipped my coffee and reflected on my relationship with the universe. What a waste of time!”

Living

‘Cooking Is an Art, Baking Is a Science,’ Says Woman Spreading Funfetti Frosting on Her Funfetti Cake

“It’s all data and measurement and numbers. If you don’t follow the recipe exactly, you’re fucked.”

Dude Corner Thoughts

DUDE CORNER: Get Ready to Hear Me Type

I will be using fingers you’ve never really seen to touch letters you’d never expect.

News

Woman Who Normally Overreacts Worried That Normal Reaction Is Underreaction

Now she’s concerned that actually, she’s not freaking out enough.

News

Adult Woman Yearns for the Familiar Comforts of Rich Childhood Friend’s Home

“I miss the simple pleasures of home. Andi’s home, to be exact. Her parents were, like, rich rich.”

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Told My Friend to Stop Me if I’ve Told Them This and They Actually Did

You think this conversation is some kind of democracy? Nuh uh, babe. I’m in charge!

Style

5 Tattoos That Say, ‘I Canceled Therapy to Pay for This’

A sleeve can run you a couple thousand bucks, so it’s best to hold off on that $25 therapy copay.

News

Shirt Not Dirty Enough for Laundry but Not Clean Enough for Closet Finds Home in Closet

“This one smells bad in, like, a dusty way, but not a worn way.”

Dude Corner Thoughts

Dude Corner: They Won’t Even Let You Be a Corrupt City Mayor Anymore

You can’t even commit the smallest bit of bribery and wire fraud and conspiracy and solicitation of a campaign contribution by a foreign national (x2).

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Heard a Loved One Chewing

“I will kill this motherfucker.”

News

Woman Spends Twenties Saving up for Rug

“If your 30s are about hitting your stride at work or building a family, your 20s are basically all about rug.”

Thoughts

How I Stopped Putting Off the Important Things and Started Committing Social Security Fraud Now

There’s actually no time like the present to start!

News

REPORT: Scientists Officially Reclassify Pluto as Pathetic

“lmao awww look how hard she’s trying”

Love and Sex

QUIZ: Is He Mature Enough or Do Your Socks Turn Black From His Floor?

So, you’ve been on a couple of dates with a new guy and are starting to develop feelings. You’ve been...

Living

‘Comparison Is the Thief of Joy,’ Says Woman Who Apparently Has Never Compared Herself to a Huge Loser

“Okay, wow, yeah, that was actually amazing.”

Living

How to Make Your Clothes Fit Like They Fit Skater Boys by Transitioning

One of the pitfalls of dressing masculinely as a woman is that unfortunately, clothes often do not fall on the...

News

Poor White Man’s Intersectionality Stops at Poor White Men

“I just don’t have the same opportunities as other white men who are rich.”

Dude Corner Thoughts

DUDE CORNER: My Attachment Style Is No

I took a quiz online about four years ago, and my computer exploded.

News

‘Our Family Is Growing!’ Says Married Woman Who Just Got a Boyfriend

“Excited to welcome this little bundle of joy into our family!”