Entertainment Haunting! This Woman Remembers Exactly Where She Was When Club Penguin Shut Down “It was the day I learned permanence is an illusion.”
News Scientists Confirm Fifth Dimension Is Words of Affirmation Researchers confirm it’s the only dimension that can make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
I Lived it: Thoughts I LIVED IT: I Tried to Listen to New Music It was so fucking scary I am literally still shaking.
Living 5 Chic Housewarming Gifts for When You Get Added to a Close Friends Story Show them how much you appreciate their hospitality.
Living QUIZ: Were Traditional Gender Roles Good or Was It Good When a Single Salary Could Provide for a Family of Four? Here’s to trad life!
I Lived it: Thoughts I LIVED IT: I Arrived at the Coffee Shop and Now I Have to Do Work Turns out bad things still happen to good people.
Living QUIZ: Will Journaling Make You Feel Better or Bring You to the Darkest Place You’ve Ever Been? “I was not long for this world, nor were those who made it come alive.”
News Okay! Cis Friend Telling You About Their Parents’ Transphobia “I’m just saying, I know how rough it is out there.”
News Man With Huge Penis Clearly Compensating for Tiny Car Clearly, Paul is using his massive shlong to compensate for his tiny car.
Thoughts Why I’m Adjusting Expectations for Myself if the Rest of You Agree Do the Same Like, can we maybe get it in writing that we’ll all do it?
News ‘You Need to Vote to Fix This,’ Says Lawmaker You’ve Voted for in the Past Four Elections “Vote harder.”
Living How to See a Pretty Tree Without Sending a Picture to Your Mom Saying ‘Pretty Tree’ Call her about it.
News Chipotle Worker Pausing to Warn You’re Gonna Shit That Corn Out Whole Later It’s necessary disclosure.
News Woman Doing Makeup at Green Light Flattered by All the Honks She’s Getting “Wow, everyone! Thank you, thank you.”
News Woman Builds Time Machine to Assassinate Past Self Who Left Laundry on the Bed “This way, I won’t have to go through what happened to me ever again.”
