Roommate Has Apparently Been Home This Whole Time

Living

QUIZ: Do You Not Believe in Ghosts or Are You Just Hurt None of Them Want to Talk to You?

If ghosts were around I think I would have a lot to offer them.

News

Aww! This Dog Learned to Communicate With Buttons and Asked to Die

The world would love a depressing poetry book written entirely by a cute little pupper!

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Didn’t Wish Someone Happy Birthday on Their Birthday but They Still Wished Me One on Mine

The havoc it wreaked on my mental state was immeasurable.

Living

4 Festive Bisques to Gag on This Fall

Just eat it really slow and carefully to keep yourself from instinctively trying to cough it back up!

News

Suspicious! Handsome Man With Job Wants to Date You

“I thought he would at least be bad in bed or something.”

Living

3 Books About Really Sad Women, You Miserable Fuck

We don’t know what to tell you, we’re not your therapist.

Womanspiration

Wow! This Woman Used Being Petite to Avoid Accountability

Teach us your ways. girlfriend!

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Turned on a Garbage Disposal Thinking It Was a Light Switch

I still hear the echoes of that metallic grinding in my nightmares.

Love and Sex

QUIZ: Do You Actually Keep Seeing Your Ex Everywhere, or Was He Just Really Generic Looking?

I spotted them on Jeopardy in the audience a few times in the same episode.

News

Woman For Whom Nothing Is Going Right Takes Solace in Having a Huge Ass

“I found that grabbing my own ginormous ass helped me to console myself.”

Thoughts

How I Establish Healthy Boundaries Using the Art of Mime

Most friends and family members did not react very positively to my new self-care habit.

Living

How to Form a Detached Leftist Critique of Obama Even Though You Came of Age Sexually During His Second Term

You would have figured out masturbation regardless of who the POTUS was.

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Am Not a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World

I’m a brunette woman in a tiny, one-bedroom apartment.

Thoughts

How I’m Decolonizing the Sidewalk by Pushing White People Into The Street

And that’s just a little something that I like to call “doing the work.”

Thoughts

They Say Cities Should Be Built for People, Not Cars. But How Do I Tell That to My Husband, Lightning McQueen?

Life is a highway, not a goddamn walkable plaza.

News

Trauma Dumping? This Woman Said ‘Fine’ When Asked How She’s Doing

Wow, that should actually be illegal!

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Sat Next to a Guy on a Plane

Honestly, I can’t believe I made it out alive.

Living

QUIZ: Is This Woman Depressed or Just Really Into Making Bracelets Now?

It’s great that she has an outlet, though.

News

White Woman Asking About Your Day Actually Just Wants to Hear That She Is the Exception to Racism

“I loved Hamilton, by the way!”