‘That’s So You!’ Says Friend Inadvertently Shattering Your Entire Self Perception
“I can’t stop thinking about whether there’s some truth to it.”
Aww! This Woman Got a Boyfriend So She Wouldn’t Have to Look Both Ways When Crossing the Street Anymore
Love is real!
How to Tell if That Chipmunk on the Sidewalk Has Rare Singing Talent
Do it two more times and you’ll have yourself a profitable chipmunk-based business on your hands!
How to Stop Praying God Kills You After Experiencing the Slightest Inconvenience
Maybe you can stick it out for a little while longer!
Good Posture? Here Are Three Ways to Still Let the World Know You’re Ashamed to Be Alive
Let everyone know that you’re still just as ashamed to be alive as they are.
Boyfriend Weirdly Dismissive of Girlfriend’s Sudden Need to Hold Baby Koala
“Now, I’m not really sure where we can go from here.”
Child Labor? Boss Asking You to Do Work Even Though You’re Only 26
Someone call the labor people!
Mattel Introduces New Barbie Whose Whole Thing Is Setting Boundaries
“Boundary-Setting Barbie is all about maintaining healthy balances in the relationships in her life.”
Why Moral Panic About the Sanctity of Strangers’ Marriage Is Actually Feminist
This is the work!!
How I Engage My Core by Telling It About That Time I Thought I Saw Bill Murray
I would recognize those benevolent eyes from a mile away, and I knew my core muscles would appreciate that.
I LIVED IT: My Mom Told Me How Much She Weighed When She Was My Age
I guess she didn’t eat Costco croissants as much as me.
4 Coasters Perfect for House-Training Your Iced Latte
House-training doesn’t have to be a dreadful task!