Woman Who Never Blinked at Hate Crimes on Mosques and Synagogues Now Deeply Offended About a Target
Target reported, “We’re good.”
Touching! This Cop Gave Someone a Hug While His Coworkers Opened Fire Behind Him
What a snuggly, warm teddy bear!
‘I’m Really Getting Into Home Improvement,’ Says Woman After Hanging Up One Mirror
What an inspiring story of empowerment!
Turns Out, Stacey Really *Was* Dressing for Herself
Okay, fashion psycho!! We don’t get it!!
Undertit Sweat Officially Outpaces Armpits
Jenna attributes the shift to a lack of consistent office air conditioning – and an avoidance of bras.
Construct an Inscrutably Vague and Empty Statement and We’ll Tell You Which Democratic Leader You Are
“This is the opposite of good.”
‘I Think Quarantine Will Change Fuckboy Culture,’ Says Stupid Idiot
Fuckboys across the nation disagree with Kimberly’s sentiments.
Why I Stopped Saying ‘Yes’ and Started Saying ‘Ok Maybe’ and Never Following Up
Just don’t say “no” because, like, that’s a little severe. You’re worth it!
I Believe All Protests Should Be Peaceful, Even Though Peaceful Protestors Get Murdered Too
People should absolutely be allowed to fight for their rights. But they should do it nicely.
‘I’m Fine,’ Says Shivering Boyfriend Watching 1993 Superbowl in Swedish
“I’m fine,” said Lucas, visibly shaking. “This is just as good at the live thing.”