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I LIVED IT: My Coworker and I Went to the Bathroom at the Same Time

News

‘Ugh, Typical Straight White Man,’ Says Typical Straight White Woman

All of this took place in line at a new white-owned cafe located in a historically Black neighborhood.

News

Predator About to be Publicly Exposed Complains About Cancel Culture

“We need to separate the art from the artist.”

Love and Sex

How to Spice Things Up in Bed by Accidentally Scratching Him With Your One Long Toenail

Watch your lover’s life flash before his eyes as you initiate a high stakes game of footsie.

Thoughts

Why I Always Use Corn Holders When Sucking Dick

It was just so much easier now!

Womanspiration

Dad Walking So Far Ahead of You at Airport He Starts New Family and Life

Do your thing, Daddy!

Living

How to Self-Induce a Coma That Will Last Until Season 4 of ‘Succession’ Comes Out

You’re gonna have a reason to live again as soon as you wake up!

Entertainment

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QUIZ: Is This Movie Good or Is It Just French?

It’s Portrait of a Lady on Fire, isn’t it?

News

Studies Show the Best Way to Dress Sustainably Is to Wear the Ugly Clothes You Already Own

“Nobody wants to wear what’s already in their closet, especially when it’s fuck-ugly.”

News

Woman Books Only Two Plans of the Year on Same Day

“Maybe I can bounce back and forth the whole day, y’know, sitcom style!”

News

Influencer Tells Women Not to Compare Their Bodies in Caption of Photo of Her Smooth, Juicy Ass

“Your body is the perfect body for you.”

Living

How to Stop Zillow Scrolling and Start Breaking Into Luxury Homes

If anyone asks, say you’re “just looking”.

Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Gave a Man a Fish and He Took a Picture With It

Are you fucking kidding me?

Love and Sex

How to Tell if the Woman You Met on a Dating App Is Flirting With You

What if this is how she makes friends?

Thoughts

Why I’m Okay With Men Manipulating Me as Long as They’re Nathan Fielder

What can I say? I love his work!

News

Child of Tolerant Parents Already Feeling Pressure to Be Her Authentic Self

“It’s a lot to carry.”

Living

How to Understand That Pessimism Is a Tool of White Supremacy While Still Being a Mopey Bitch

You don’t want to hold back the movement, but what if you’re also a mopey bitch by nature?

Thoughts

Why I Talk Through Movies So They All Pass the Bechdel Test

I think it’s safe to say that Alison Bechdel would approve of any movie I’ve seen.

Living

How to Love Yourself Even Though You Don’t Know How You’re Supposed to Feel at Art Museums

Maybe you’re more verbal!

Thoughts

Why We Really Need to Do Something About Inflation Now That I Can See the Effects in My Own Life

Turns out, inflation is a very real problem that affects very real people, specifically me.