Pointless? This Public Art Piece Isn’t Advertising Anything

Love and Sex

DIY Projects to Start With Your Partner and Finish With Your Ex

At least you’ll have a newly refurbished kitchen island to cry on!

Thoughts

I LIVED IT: One Pube Got Stuck to My Vibrator and It Looked Exactly Like Charlie Brown

The football had been pulled out from under me.

Entertainment

4 Movies That Will Make You Wonder If There’s Something Wrong With You for Not Crying

Maybe you should go to therapy?

News

REPORT: Raising a Child Now Costs 12,000,000 Airline Points

“I could take so many plane rides with those miles.”

Thoughts

I Finally Gave My Mom Grandkids and Now I’m Wanted for Kidnapping

Why does no one warn you it’s going to be this much work?

Entertainment

QUIZ: Which Hadid Sister’s Horse Are You?

“Am I a Blue, or a Cool?”

News

REPORT: Stop Trying to Pronounce Worcestershire and Move On

“Thank God the Brits won’t have that kind of power over me any longer.”

Love and Sex

How to Cum So Loud It Drowns Out the YouTube Video He’s Watching at Full Volume

Two birds, one stone!

Living

3 Books to Read to Look Smart While You Drive to Work

Bon voyage, smarty pants!

News

Mug of Coffee Begs for Sweet Release of Death After Being Put in Microwave for Seventh Time

Enough is enough!

Style

3 Great Sibling Tattoo Ideas if You Want to Experience Trauma Together in Adulthood Too

Hard times only serve to bring us closer together, right?

Living

How to Fit in With Other Queer People When You Have No Clue What a Birth Chart Is

They’ll never suspect a thing, unless you start acting like a real Virgo.

Thoughts

I LIVED IT: The Bill Came

Why would God let this happen to me?

Entertainment

Method Actor Loses Entire Identity to Prepare for Role in Austin Butler Biopic

It is as of yet unknown if Rash will ever speak again.

Thoughts

Why I Moved Back to My Hometown to Seem More Edgy by Comparison

Now, I don’t even have to try and I’m the edgiest person in town!

Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Slapped a Stranger’s Child but No One Made a TV Show About It

I guess no one wants to watch good TV anymore?

Living

4 Things You Need to Become a TikTok Journalist That Aren’t a Code of Ethics

VICE who?!

News

Teacher Yearns for Simpler Days When Students Only Needed to Worry About Nuclear Attacks

Things were so easy then!

Thoughts

I LIVED IT: The Person I Don’t Want to Date Doesn’t Want to Date Me

I have never been so devastated.

News

Unclear Whether Friend’s Fucked Up Story Supposed to Be Funny or Sad

“She gave me no clues as to how I’m supposed to feel about this.”

Living

3 Cures for Low Energy That All Require Energy

Have you thought about running a 5k?

Living

How to Journal Your Way Into a Better Economic System

Radical positivity, right?

News

All-White Organization Doesn’t Understand Why No People of Color Want to Join

“It just doesn’t make any sense!”