How to Stop Caring What People Think of You and Start Caring What This Mean Bird Thinks of You

Style

How to Style a Sweater Vest Without Looking Like Doug Funnie

You’re young, you party, and you are definitely not an old person masquerading as a cartoon boy.

Thoughts

Why There’s Nothing Wrong with Getting Botox Now That I’m Considering It

And I mean like, wow, I really need this now.

News

‘I Love Reading!’ Says Woman Who Loves Owning Books

When asked why she promptly got rid of the Kindle her aunt gifted her for her birthday last year, Frankie paused.

Womanspiration

Aww! This Service Dog is Trained to Remind Woman to Switch From Main to Alt Accounts

We salute you for your service, Barry. Please stay off Tiktok!

Living

SMEG appliances

Stressed? Here Are Some Photos of Smeg Kitchen Appliances

This toaster is here now. It’s okay.

News

Reductress - Creepy Men on Subway

Man Hoping He Doesn’t Come Across as Creepy Actually Crossed That Threshold Long Ago

Julian had several opportunities to interpret his waiter’s terse responses and stiff body language.

Style

4 Nude Lipsticks That Will Have Them Saying, ‘Where Is Her Mouth?’

“Sorry, boys. Whether I’ve got the hole with the teeth and the tongue is NONE of your business.”

News

Mom at Aquarium Teaching Kids to Identify Different Types of High People

“It really is like going to another planet.”

Style

5 Ways to Cover Up Your Hot Outfit When You No Longer Want to Be Perceived

Go from hottie to 11-year-old boy at a skate park.

News

Lucky! This Woman Discovered a Dead Body While Jogging and Got to Stop Jogging

This girlie got to go from doing something horrible (jogging) to something amazing (not jogging), and she didn’t even have to feel bad about it.

News

Aw! This Woman Wants to Start Working Out But Is Worried She’s Going to Get ‘Too Ripped’

Wow! This woman’s perception of muscle building is like a puppy who thinks a big lizard is its mom.

Living

How to Rearrange Your Room So Many Times That You Don’t Know Where You Are Anymore

Hello, sanctuary!

Style

3 Shirts You’ll Buy From a Thrift Store and Then Ruin Trying to Cut Them to a Better Length

You’re definitely gonna ruin it.

Living

5 Baby Goats That Would Give You Their Extra Adderall if They Had It Unlike Your Stupid Sister

Why can’t your sister be this chill?

Love and Sex

QUIZ: Is He Going to Therapy Because You Suggested it or Because He Started Watching ‘The Sopranos?’

Better head for the hills before this becomes a Breaking Bad type situation.

Love and Sex

Here Are Some Photos of Shirtless Guys For Those of You Who Lack Imagination

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Asked the Person Cooking if They Need Any Help and They Said Yes

How could things have gone so astray?

Living

3 Mother’s Day Gifts That Won’t Be as Good as Getting into Harvard 15 Years Ago

It didn’t even need to be Harvard; it could have been any Ivy League.

Thoughts

Why I Reject the Male Gaze Unless It’s a Cameraman Who Can Get Me on the Jumbotron

Perhaps the most feminist thing of all.