Macrame Plant Hangers That Offer Your Plants a Fancier Place to Die
At least the hanger is fancy as hell though!
Theaters Remain Closed this Season Due to Your Shitty One-Act Play
The majority is grateful that they won’t be put at risk of accidentally catching it at a one-act festival.
I Don’t Need Alcohol To Have Fun! I Need Something Much, Much More Powerful
Alcohol just doesn’t do that for me, you know?
Woman With BLM in Her Bio Unsure Where She Stands on Ethnic Cleansing in Palestine
She maintains that “everything going on” in Sheikh Jarrah is not her business.
Woman in Meeting Hopes She’s Not Bothering Anybody By Bringing Up Good Point
“Sorry,” she added one more time, embarrassed to have done the job she was hired to do.
‘I Must Have ADHD,’ Thinks Woman Struggling to Stare at Excel Spreadsheets for Eight Hours
“That’s when I realized there must be something wrong with me.”
Tips for Remembering Not to Pee in the Shower When There’s Someone Else in There
Remember that you can never go back in time once you’ve done it.
How to Style a Sweater Vest Without Looking Like Doug Funnie
You’re young, you party, and you are definitely not an old person masquerading as a cartoon boy.
Why There’s Nothing Wrong with Getting Botox Now That I’m Considering It
And I mean like, wow, I really need this now.
Stressed? Here Are Some Photos of Smeg Kitchen Appliances
This toaster is here now. It’s okay.
Man Hoping He Doesn’t Come Across as Creepy Actually Crossed That Threshold Long Ago
Julian had several opportunities to interpret his waiter’s terse responses and stiff body language.
Mom at Aquarium Teaching Kids to Identify Different Types of High People
“It really is like going to another planet.”
5 Ways to Cover Up Your Hot Outfit When You No Longer Want to Be Perceived
Go from hottie to 11-year-old boy at a skate park.