Help! I Got a Bidet and Now I’m Addicted to Having a Wet Ass
Is there perhaps a more socially appropriate way to enjoy my wet ass? Please email me.
QUIZ: Is He Sexually Harassing You or Just Reminding You That Your Dark Skin is Beautiful?
He opened with “hey brown sugar.”
College Student Torn Over Which Anarchist Jurisdiction to Move to for Tech Job
Payal was leaning toward the anarchist jurisdiction of New York because she loved the show Friends.
How to Check in on Your Horny Friend During Quarantine Without Making Her Blow Her Lady Wad
Try a glass of milk alone in a cold shower.
My Favorite Disney Princess is Kelly Ripa, And Yes That Counts Because Disney Owns ABC
She has the best prince, Prince Mark Consuelos.
Why I Stopped Dressing for Men and Started Dressing for my Coworkers’ Teenage Kids Who May See me Over Zoom
Zoomers yell at you, “That fit’s flame!”
Yes, Shakespeare Wrote ‘King Lear’ During Quarantine, But He Didn’t Have the Means to Rewatch ‘Gilmore Girls’
I think things would have been very different if he had the chance.
College Student Excited to Do Some Back-To-Home Shopping
“The back-to-home season is so exciting,” says Sharlene’s mother, Angela.
I’m in a Throuple Because Our Fourth Left to Go to Some Chocolate Factory With His Grandson
I mean, we all like chocolate, right? But that’s neither here nor there.