Why I Support Higher Taxes on Corporations That Don’t Send Me Free Stuff
Where is the justice?
How to Argue for Permanent Work-from-Home Without Mentioning Masturbation
Remember: the first step toward taking care of yourself is taking care of yourself.
Trans Woman Would Actually Rather Be Safe Than Brave
“My ideal situation is to be sort of not scared or imperiled. The opposite, even.”
Help! I Don’t Want Kids But I Still Want to Eat My Own Placenta
You know what I mean? You don’t? Hmmm. Okay.
How to Treat Everyone as Your Equal Even Though You Have a Mask Chain
Some people’s masks wear them, and that’s heartbreaking but true.
Capitalism-Loving Dad Doesn’t Get Why Things Aren’t Built to Last Anymore
“I can take my business elsewhere.”
How to Get as Wet as Tupperware at the End of a Dishwasher Cycle
Almost wetter than something completely submerged in water…wetter than anything should be.
I LIVED IT: The Toilet Water Splashed on My Vagina
I guess the other lesson would be to get some wet wipes.
Study Finds No One Can Do a Pushup, Actually
“We were all sort of relieved that at least we weren’t the only ones who can’t pull this off.”
DUDE CORNER: I’ve Never Seen My Friends Be Sexist Because I Have A VR Headset on Most of the Time
And that’s how you know I’m a good guy!
You’re Not Supposed to Have a Favorite Child, But Mine Is the Kid From ‘Jerry Maguire’
I don’t think I should have to apologize for feeling that way.
How I Conquered My Fear of Loneliness by Replacing it With a Fear of Mega-Tsunamis
Immediately, I knew I had found a new phobia to occupy every moment of my waking life.
How to Combat the Anxiety of Re-Entering Society by Wearing a Thundershirt Under All of Your Clothes
You can also reuse this in the future to get out of jury duty!