My Landlord Asked for Proof of Employment and I Asked Them to Prove That They’re a Barb
Like the Queen once said, “Go against Nicki it’s gon’ cost ya.”
Man Pretty Sure He’s the First Guy to Come Up With Growing a Mustache
Max is, to use his words, ‘the first dude to rock the ‘stache.’”
Millennial Fondly Remembers When ‘Gossip Girl’ Was Just Toxic Rich People Fucking
“If I wanted to watch people be mature and healthy, I would’ve just stayed on therapy TikTok.”
How to Go a Day Without Smoking Weed Even Though It’s Literally Right Next to You
Like, it’s right there.
How to Foster a Healthy Relationship When You Have Zero Reference Material
Fake it till you make it!
I’m Tired of the Gay Penguins at the Zoo Performing Their Queerness for a Straight Audience
Oh, and of course the only gay birds we get to see at the zoo are the ones that can’t fly.
4 Terms of Endearment That Are Disgusting Unless an Italian Guy Is Saying Them
Get an Italian calling you sugartits and suddenly you’re floating on a Venetian gondola.
REPORT: Breakthrough COVID Cases Are Rising But We Get the Sense You Don’t Want to Hear About That
Don’t be mad at us; we didn’t create COVID.
4 Movies That Stigmatize Mental Illness but Are So Good You Just Kind of Let It Go
It’s been a long week and we’re in the mood for a gritty crime drama.
How I Combatted My English Department’s Eurocentrism by Not Doing Any of the Reading
Hundreds of pop quizzes may have said I failed, but my moral compass says otherwise.
How to Go Home With Him Without Revealing You Already Looked at His Zestimate
For the love of God, don’t ask him when he painted the door red.
REPORT: Unclear Whether Friend Liked You on Hinge as a Joke
“I’m really not sure how to proceed.”