Why I Wear A Mask To Protect Ms. Frizzle’s Class Inside My Esophagus
If I can do it with a busload of fucking children stuck in my throat, you can wear a fucking mask.
Oh, Yes, I Miss Manicures Too…’ Says Woman Whose Greatest Joy is Biting and Eating Her Own Dirty Fingernails
“I just love chewing,” says Rachel.
Why I’m Taking a Stand Against the Wedding Industrial Complex by Getting Married in This Three-Piece Zoot Suit
And that is why I’m wearing a three-piece zoot suit to my wedding for some reason.
Woman Can’t Be Sure If Butt Scrub Did What It’s Supposed To Do
Betty is still unsure why exactly she bought it.
Why I Decided to Stop Wearing Bras and Start Wearing Apple Bottom Jeans (Jeans) Boots With the Fur (With the Fur)
This is a choice I’m making for me (me) and nobody else (nobody else).
This Iconic Cast Just Reunited and Usually We’d be All Over This, But is Now Really the Time?
‘90s babies rejoice!
Mom’s Description of Movie Could Be Any Movie
“Remember? That one with that actor with the hair?”
‘Remember Toilets?’ Says Woman with Clear Misunderstanding About Pandemic Restrictions
At press time, Brandi was still working out the implications of her decisions.
Here’s How These TikTok Witches Hexed the Moon to Make It Fuck The Sun
Regardless, WitchTok made the moon fuck the sun.
Air Conditioner is Surviving The Hardest Summer Of Its Little Life
Aw, we’re rooting for you, little buddy!