Woman Lists Advil as Primary Care Provider
Under “insurance” further down the intake form, Duffy simply put “yes please.”
I’m not a Religious Extremist – I Just Want to Force my Religious Views Through the Highest Court in the Nation
Hope that clears things up
The 4 Best Mousses to Turn Your Hair Into a Crunchy Little Snack
This mousse will give your hair the “oomph” it needs to go “cronch”. Delish!
Here’s Why I Use My Vacant Uterus as a Halloween Store
Abandoned property can become a public nuisance, and my uterus has been at full vacancy for many years. I’m not...
White Guy Excited to Burn Down the System and Also Control the Rebuilding Effort
“I’ve listened to a lot of podcasts about this.”
5 Things I Learned About Lube by Having Sex with the Tin Man From ‘The Wizard of Oz’
Water-based lube is best, but not for the Tin Man.
QUIZ: Are You Basic Or Is Everyone Basic But Thinks They Have to be ‘Different’ Due to Our Individualistic Society?
You think you’re not basic, but you are!
Refreshing! This Down-to-Earth Mother Also Knows Her Son Sucks
“So, what can you do? The kid sucks.”
Three Boxy Cable Knits That Say, ‘Can Men and Women Ever Really Be Just Friends?’
Yes, just not if they’re also in love with each other.
Haircuts That Say, ‘My Middle School Ringtone Was My Chemical Romance’s ‘Welcome to the Black Parade’
We’ll carry on, we’ll carry on!!!