Woman Recapping Vacation for Coworker Omits Morning of Shower Sex From Behind

While telling her co-workers about her recent trip to Sante Fe, public relations manager Susan Crayter made the game time decision to leave out the details surrounding the morning she spent getting railed from behind in the shower by her boyfriend.

 

“Saturday night we went dancing at an adorable local venue,” Susan recounted to her co-workers on Monday. “And then Sunday morning…Sunday morning we just hung out and relaxed.”

 

Susan had been telling her co-workers about the trip she and her boyfriend had been planning for weeks, and they were excited to hear how the trip went.

 

“I was going through all the stuff we did in Sante Fe, and when I got to Sunday morning I realized I had a choice to make,” Susan later explained. “It’s actually not appropriate to talk about the hours-long, steaming hot shower sex from behind that I enjoyed in a professional setting, so I just made something up.”

 

Susan’s co-workers noticed a slight shift in Susan’s demeanor as she told her story.

 

“She definitely slowed down and I could see her pausing to think at a certain point,” said long-time desk mate Carol Sullivande. “I hope nothing bad happened to her that she had to leave out.”

 

“Most of what she described was so detailed and vivid, until she kind of trailed off, and started staring out into the distance,” added Constance Reese, from accounts payable. “They must’ve had a fight Sunday morning or something.”

 

“It was actually extremely hot, wild, take-no-prisoners shower sex,” Susan tells us. “We definitely weren’t fighting, but the hotel lobby did call our room to make sure everything was okay.”

 

 

Though Susan has a great relationship with her colleagues, and they often share updates on their personal lives, there are limitations as to what they are willing to divulge.

 

“If I’m being honest, getting bent over and slammed in a waterfall shower was a main highlight of my trip, so it did feel weird to leave out such a key detail,” Susan explained. “I guess at the end of the day, my co-workers will never know how I really spend my weekends.”