While some of Grieg’s friends discussed their monthly bikini wax appointments or natural bush, 33-year-old wedding planner Tatiana Grieg revealed to a group of close friends that she doesn’t really hold herself to a strict grooming schedule, only trimming when she feels inspired to do so.
Friends were confused, as they tried to understand what this meant about her core identity.
“I keep little scissors by the shower so when the mood strikes me I can trim my pubes,” explains Grieg. “But I don’t keep track, I don’t really remember the last time I trimmed or how much I trimmed off.”
Sources confirm that despite efforts to understand Grieg’s pattern of pube grooming behavior, no conclusions emerge.
“Tatiana does what she wants down there,” says her boyfriend, Alec Zurniev. “Sometimes it’s trimmed, sometimes it’s not. Sometimes like half is trimmed? Like she started and then gave up? Maybe it’s not cool that I’m sharing this.”
Despite Grieg’s nonchalance when it comes to grooming, this attitude doesn’t seep into the rest of her non-pube life.
“Tatiana is a gifted wedding planner,” says one of Grieg’s clients, Evie Lindsay. “She scheduled every entrance and every dinner course down to the minute.”
When Grieg isn’t managing a client’s wedding, she sticks to a regimented schedule of working out four times a week and is an experienced gardener.
“I make it to the gym four times a week, and I tend to my plants obsessively,” says Grieg. “I’m always trimming them, weed whacking, and shaping my big bush.”
When pressed about this strict attitude, she sighed. “It’s separate from my pubic hair, which I just trim when I notice it’s getting a little long or I want an excuse to stay in the shower longer.”
At the conclusion of this interview, Grieg checked her watch, and exclaimed, “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go tend to my rose bush. Not my bush, no; I don’t give a fuck about that!”
