Why I’m Getting Facial Fillers So I Can Hop on the Trend of Dissolving Them

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I’ve always made a habit out of following trends that celebrities set, which is why I was pretty devastated that I missed out on the years-long trend of getting lip, cheek, jaw, forehead, and under-eye fillers. However, now that I’ve noticed all the celebs are getting them dissolved, I refuse to be left out.


That’s right — I’m finally getting fillers so I can dissolve them, too!


After I saw that Blac Chyna, Khloe Kardashian, Yolanda Hadid, and many others had recently got their fillers removed, I called up the first specialist who popped up on Google and scheduled two appointments: one to get the injectables, and one the week afterwards to get them taken out. After all, the clock is ticking, and I definitely need to ride the wave this time!


Many people online theorize that the reason why celebrities are getting their fillers removed is because the injections have gotten too accessible and are no longer a sign of overwhelming wealth, and I totally get that! I mean, who would want something that just about anyone, including me, could have? That’s why I can’t wait to remove mine right after I get them, too.


Some critics may say that since I don’t have any fillers, I technically already have the celebrity look, but I wholeheartedly disagree. Obviously, I’m looking for that post-dissolve glow that all the biggest stars have! Even if I look the same as when I never had any filler at all, at least I can say that I had mine taken out with the pictures to prove it, and that’s all that really matters at the end of the day.


As if anyone would ever take me seriously if I never had fillers in the first place!



Right now, I’m deciding whether I should go with acid, fat, or collagen for my non-invasive augmentation. My friends have told me that it doesn’t really matter what I choose since it’s going to be dissolved anyway, but that’s where they’re wrong. I need to go through the same exact process that Courtney Cox went through, or else what’s even the point?


I’m counting down the days until my two simple subsequent procedures, and I couldn’t be more excited! I’m finally about to have that totally-natural, never-been-touched look, and all for only $3,000!