We Ranked Every ‘Euphoria’ Character and It’s Totally Not Just to Make You All Argue in the Replies

To place our narrator and protagonist smack dab in the middle of this list — a move so lukewarm, so cowardly — is surely to provoke rage from our readership. But that couldn’t be further from our intention. This isn’t about that. We just have virtually no opinion about Rue, or Zendaya, and we’re unconcerned with how that affects you.