We Ranked Every ‘Euphoria’ Character and It’s Totally Not Just to Make You All Argue in the Replies

Fezco is a fan favorite, but we don’t give a shit about that. He’s coming in at number eight, which is pretty bad. If this infuriates you, that’s none of our business. You might even be so angry that you want to share this and write “I can’t believe they did my man Fezco like this”, prompting other people to go and see how he ranked, but that’s neither here nor there. We rank Euphoria characters with an iron fist and zero ulterior motives.