5 Trendy, Oversized Sweaters That a Thin Woman Stole From the Plus-Sized Section

Women's Plus Size Crewneck Ribbed Pullover Sweater (Target, $29.99) 

Pullovers are a must for layering during the winter season, and this one is irresistibly lightweight! Oh God, the woman who just bought the last one is way too petite for this sweater. Scientifically speaking, this airy pullover is going to act like a reverse parachute and carry that tiny bitch into the stratosphere. Oh fuck, there she goes. Well, at least she died doing what she loved: making fat fashion less accessible.