Our bodies require sexual release, but sometimes you want to get off a slower, more yoga-y way. That’s where these poses come in! They’ll naturally push all the blood in your body to your clitoris for a hands-free orgasm that will leave your Lululemons soaked and have you om-ing in no time!
Vrksasana (Tree Pose)
For vrksasana, stand on your left foot with your right leg bent against your left inner thigh. Raise your arms above your head to drain all the blood from your fingers down into your yoni, stimulating all that good tantric chi. Breathe deeply and meditate on the hottest person you can think of. Clit feels good, right?
Sarvangasana (Candle Pose)
Sarvangasana targets the legs. Lie on your back and raise your trunk and legs up vertically. Feel all the blood flowing out of your feet and down toward your mound. Allow the kundalini and your sexual urges to awaken. Your clit should be about 1.5 times its unaroused size by now. Yoga is cool!
Apanasana (Knees to Chest Pose)
Move smoothly into apanasana by lowering your legs and hugging your knees to your chest, letting your energy pool in your womb. Feel your breath move through your body, settling in a spiral around your root chakra. You should be throbbing by now—and you haven’t even laid a finger down there!
Navasana (Boat Pose)
Straighten your legs and point your toes, keeping your floating arms in line with your knees as you engage in a hot navasana. This pose works your core and flexes your abdominal muscles, sending waves of energy to slam into your mermaid purse and rock your whispering eye like a tempestuous sea.
Bhujangasana (Cobra Pose)
Extend your arms fully as you come up into bhujangasana. Squirters, beware: As your pelvis presses against the mat, your little bindi might just explode with pleasure.
Tittibhasana (Firefly Pose)
Tittibhasana is essential for multi-orgasmic chicks. Keeping your hands on the floor, hook your knees around your elbows. Lift up and balance on your hands. If you feel your face going numb, it’s because all of your red-hot life juice is pooling in your south mouth.
Salabhasana (Locust Pose)
Grab a yoga ball and get excited for elevated salabhasana. Balance your core on the ball and extend your limbs. If an orgasm is still eluding this pose allows you subtly hump the ball until the goddess is finally satisfied.
Prasarita Padottanasana (Wide-Legged Forward Bend)
To slowly push the blood back into your limbs, move into prasarita padottanasana. Stand with your legs wide apart, giving your prana point plenty of breathing room, and let the blissed-out chi trickle back into your extremities.
No matter what your dosha, this yoga sequence is sure to get you off—without getting your hands dirty. Namaste!
