The Best Shoes for Standing Awkwardly on the Fringes of a Small Group

OOcloog Clog (Oofos, $79.95)

Technically a recovery shoe, these clogs will provide an incredible cushion for your sore, tired feet and joints after hours of standing silently just outside the conversational barrier of a small group. They’ll also help you recover from the devastating emotional blow that will come from overhearing an entire conversation without anyone asking you for your opinion.