The Best Shoes for Standing Awkwardly on the Fringes of a Small Group

New Balance has been a staple for compulsive standers for years. Just like a dad who says he doesn’t want to watch the show you’re watching but still ends up lingering in the doorway for the entirety of the program, these shoes offer you the ability to be noncommittally close to the action, while simultaneously providing support if you decide to slowly drift away without anyone noticing or, honestly, caring.