The Best Shoes for Standing Awkwardly on the Fringes of a Small Group

These extra-cushioned athletic shoes are often recommended for nurses and people in other strenuous professions who have to be on their feet all day, so they should help your awkward ass stand in the direct proximity of others while contributing absolutely nothing. Designed for running, walking, or simply loitering near a group of people at a party – these durable sneakers will keep your feet supported until you inevitably Irish exit whatever event you’re attending.