The 10 Most Fuckable Balloons in This Year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

Issue 8.5 - Living - Nov 27, 2014 By: Meagan Kensil

7. Wiggleworm

It’s name is Wiggleworm. It is a Wiggleworm. Wiggle this worm. Put this worm in your wiggle. Feel wiggly in your worm. Get wiggly wit’ it. You’ve got to FUCK THIS BALLOON.

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