The 10 Most Fuckable Balloons in This Year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
9. Thomas The Tank Engine
They don’t call him “The Tank” for nothing. Thomas has built in vibrating capabilities and a night with him is a truly steamy ride. No matter what the sexy request, he’ll always respond with an “I think I can” and chugga-chugga until you choo-choo.
