In a shocking and frankly disgusting story coming out of Chicago, IL, 28-year-old Henrie Washington read a book before going to sleep because she obviously thinks she’s better than everyone else.
Okay, bitch!
Her girlfriend was the first to report the narcissistic behavior Henrie was exhibiting firsthand.
“Usually, when we go to bed,” Henrie’s girlfriend, Cara Hernandez, said. “We both scroll on our phones until one or both of us eventually falls asleep. But last night, when I took my phone out to watch TikToks, she whipped out a copy of The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo and proceeded to read it right in front of me. It’s wild to think that I’ve been sleeping next to someone so inconsiderate.”
Cara continued, saying, “I mean, without saying anything at all, she basically called me a stupid, lazy, uncultured piece of shit!”
Wow, what a monster!
Henrie, however, doesn’t think she has an inflated sense of self, and apparently “enjoys” reading at night.
“Um, I didn’t think it was that big of a deal,” Henrie told reporters. “I just wanted to read my book in bed. I don’t know how it got interpreted this way, but I really don’t think I’m better than anyone else.”
Likely story, asshole!
Henrie’s partner wasn’t the only person who took note of her superiority complex in full swing. Her close friends also noticed her bizarre and sudden egomaniacal antics.
“Last night, I was texting Henrie about my theories on how I think the new season of The Real Housewives of Potomac is going to go,” Henrie’s best friend, Jade Thomas, said. “But then, all of a sudden, she texted me back saying she was ‘winding down for the night’ and that she would ‘talk more tomorrow’. So, basically, she thinks I’m a loser and I have no hobbies outside of my phone. I’m honestly not sure if this friendship is going to last. I just don’t like being friends with such insensitive people.”
Good for you, girl! She doesn’t deserve you!
Her pompous and self-righteous act doesn’t even stop there — several witnesses have reported that Henrie also reads at parks, at cafés, and even on the train.
“There’s a special place in hell for people like that,” one commuter, who wished to remain anonymous, told reporters. “What ever happened to being thoughtful of others? They should honestly revoke her train privileges. I’ve already sent a letter to the Department of Transportation about it.”
At press time, Henrie still reads before bed, but she has opted for reading e-books on her phone to avoid further offending anyone.
Thank God!
