Summer Crop Tops That Will Make Him Kill Another Man For You

Are you meeting his family soon? This is a fun crop top to wear to the barbecue they throw for you! The minute you are wearing this crop top with his family, he will realize his father and brother are threats: You only get one heat cycle a month! He’ll murder them by ripping off their genitalia and claim you as his by urinating on your leg. Then his mom will come out and be all, “Ahhhhh!” Thanks, H&M!