Summer Crop Tops That Will Make Him Kill Another Man For You

Sexy Crop Top (Rosegal, $10.87)

Don't wear this sexy bustier near your ex, especially if he’s hot! Wearing this crop top or bra will remind him that your boobs have been touched by others. He cannot allow other people to walk the earth that have touched your breasts. He will go to all of your ex-boyfriends’ houses and anyone else who has touched your boobs and kill them and their entire family. Wearing this crop top will put innocent people in danger. Caution: Contents may be HOT!