Should You Spit, Swallow, or Stop Now and Make Soup Instead?

Whether you’re trying to switch up your sex life, or you’re wondering how to approach giving a blow job for the first time, you may be wondering if you should spit, swallow, or stop now and make soup instead (especially if you’re reading this during the colder months). Well, you’re in luck, because this quiz will let you know which option is right for you…and your diet:


How much do you like this person?

  1. They’re alright.
  2. I love them!
  3. They’re super boring, unlike the concept of a hearty winter soup.


What kind of soup do you like?

  1. I don’t really like eating liquid.
  2. Thick, creamy, at body temperature.
  3. Lentil, pea, carrot – I eat it all!



How hungry are you?

  1. Not at all.
  2. I could eat a little something. Like a snack.
  3. I forgot to eat lunch!


What’s your favorite position?

  1. Reverse cowgirl.
  2. Missionary.
  3. Sitting down with a spoon in my hand, stirring a pot of soup.



Mostly 1s: Since you aren’t very close with this person, and you don’t like soup, you might feel the most comfortable spitting instead of swallowing or stopping in the middle of sex and making soup instead. Good luck, and aim well!

Mostly 2s: You seem like you love intimacy and also a creamy broth when it comes to soup, so why not hit two birds with one stone and swallow this time? Bon appetit!

Mostly 3s: It looks like you’re getting pretty bored while giving head to this person, and you’d be a lot more entertained making and eating soup instead, so go ahead and stop to walk to the kitchen, and just tell the other person to go home if they don’t want a bowl too.