QUIZ: Which Muppet Would Go on a Pity Date With You?

It’s safe to say that the Muppets are beloved by all, but that doesn’t mean they love everyone back – especially you, a regular person. If you’re looking for love and you have a thing for funny, but heartwarming puppets, then take this quiz to find out which Muppet would go on a pity date with you, just to make you feel better about your pathetic little life!


What’s your favorite TV show?

  1. Abbott Elementary
  2. Euphoria
  3. Dance Moms
  4. None of the above


Ideal date?

  1. A picnic in the park
  2. Dinner at a restaurant
  3. A beautiful hike
  4. Going to the movies


How would you describe your personal style?

  1. Preppy
  2. Chic
  3. Athletic
  4. Comfortable



What’s your love language?

  1. Words of affirmation
  2. Quality time/Physical touch
  3. Receiving gifts
  4. Acts of service



Mostly 1s: Kermit the Frog. Kermit would honestly go on a pity date with anyone, because that’s just the kind of person he is. But he usually goes for people with a lot of charisma and star quality, so you’re definitely a step down for him.


Mostly 2s: Miss Piggy. Any date Miss Piggy goes on is a pity date because she’s out of everyone’s league, but since you seem desperate for her approval, she’ll consider giving you a shot (just for the attention).


Mostly 3s: The Swedish Chef. This cook also loves Dance Moms, so you two would have a lot to talk about when it comes to Abby Lee Miller’s weekly antics. He’d also like to get out of the kitchen once in a while and go for a nice hike, especially since he knows that your taste isn’t good enough to pick or enjoy an actually nice restaurant. He kind of sees you as an uncool younger cousin he’s forced to hang out with.


Mostly 4s: Stalter and Waldorf. These old geezers would consider going on a date with you because they also like going to the movies and not liking anything they see. They’d also appreciate the acts of service you would provide by running errands for them while they’re stuck in the theater boxes, but be prepared for them to criticize everything you do, and also lowkey hate you.