Taking pleasure in hobbies is an integral pillar of a balanced life, but it can be hard to know where to begin. Luckily, you can gauge your interests, needs, and abilities with this quiz that will find you the perfect little activity, whether that’s crocheting, knitting, or beginning a cigarette addiction.
What are you hoping to get out of your new hobby?
1. I want something mindless that will allow me to enter the flow state.
2. I want to create something I’m proud of that I can share with friends.
3. I would like to shorten my life a little.
How do you want to feel?
1. Cozy.
2. Creative!
3. Out of breath.
What do you want to look like?
1. A soft-alt, craft-focused e-girl.
2. A cute but frazzled schoolteacher.
3. A black and white author photo of a 20th century French philosopher.
Why are hobbies important?
1. They’re an act of self-love; something you just do for the enjoyment of doing it!
2. They broaden our interests and henceforth our experience of being alive.
3. Nothing matters.
Pick a personal icon:
1.Lucille Ball.
2. Nina Simone.
3. A pack of Marlboro Lights.
Results:
Mostly 1s or 2s: You should start smoking cigarettes! It’s fun, it gives you a nice break from it all, and unlike knitting or crocheting, it’s so easy to not get discouraged and quit. Plus, you can still feel artsy and cute. Like you can make a weird statue out of the butts. And Lucille and Nina both totally smoked! Go grab a pack, girlie.
Mostly 3s: Okay, yikes. If you answered mostly 3s, you definitely need to start knitting or crocheting and also therapy. Your reasons for wanting to smoke are all wrong, and actually pretty concerning. But once you get to a better place you can start smoking, too. And by then you’ll probably be able to knit or crochet yourself a little cigarette pack koozie. Aww!
