It’s hard to know what a guy is looking for in a woman without asking him outright – and who wants to do that?! But if you’re feeling curious about what he’s into and want to spot the signs, there are some key ways to pick up on whether he’s an ass guy, boob guy, or Encino Man, the resurrected caveman from the hit 90s movie of the same name starring a young Brendan Fraser. Take this quiz to find out!
When you’re with him at the mall or other crowded places, does he seem to be scanning the room at…
a.) Butt-level
b.) Boob-level
c.) Dropped-food-on-the-ground level – he’s literally crawling around and eating it, but in a hot way, so maybe it’s a sex thing.
When he complements you, he says…
a.) “Wow, nice…shirt!”
b.) “I really like that new belt!”
c.) “I’m weazin all your grindage,” in a gruff voice. He’s new to the Valley, and the English language, so it’s a process.
His fave model/actress is…
a.) J. Lo
b.) Gigi
c.) Wo-man. Haha, he says that a lot.
His favorite food is…
a.) Ass meat
b.) Chicken breast
c.) The flies he grabs out of the air. Lol, he’s so cute. He has no idea what he’s doing.
If you got…
Mostly A’s:
You’ve got an ass man. If you’re not well endowed, maybe look into those butt cutlets?
Mostly B’s:
This my dear, is a boob man. Hope you’ve got a nice rack!
Mostly C’s:
Whelp, like it or not, you’ve got an Encino man on your hands, lady. Let’s hope touch is one of your love language because conversation won’t be a big part of your relationship here.
