6 Suction Vibrators That’ll Make You Wonder, ‘When Aliens Invade, Will It Be Safe To Fuck Them?’

It’s Hot Girl Summer, and what better time is there to buy a new vibrator? Vag-havers everywhere are screaming for suction vibrators, which use sonic waves to stimulate the whole clitoris for a deeper sensation. So use any one of these earth-shaking, high-tech, foreign suction vibes and wonder to yourself, “When aliens inevitably invade, will they be safe to fuck? If so, I’m in.”