OnlyFans has become a fun and reliable website for connecting with the naked people you’re a fan of. But many Americans are currently tightening their belts and forced to participate fully in the adult entertainment industry. Well, thankfully they’re in luck, because one woman, Melody Brooks, never remembers to close her blinds.
“At first I thought it was by accident, so I’d avert my gaze,” says neighbor and dog walker Lynn Wong. “But then it became so consistent, it was impossible to believe that she wasn’t enjoying the attention. So I’m trying to support her in that.”
Fans of Brooks say she leaves her blinds up all hours in her brightly lit, large-windowed house, leaving them to see her get into the shower, relax after taking a shower, and generally never get completely dressed.
“It seems like she doesn’t see the point of pants,” says Teddy Coleman. “And I get it. I’m not putting on a tight pair of jeans right now. Plus she looks really hot.”
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While law prevents us from providing Brooks’ address, experts are certain you can find someone in your area who doesn’t close their blinds.
“It’s a pretty common symptom of laziness,” says psychologist Amanda Benning. “There’s definitely someone in your town who doesn’t take the time to do it at the end of the day. The question is, are they hot and frequently nude?”
