Need a Break? Here Are 5 Cute Pigs I Don’t Want to Defund

Bashful Tickletush is a dedicated educator and community leader. Some nights he comes home and just sobs for hours. His life partner, Hammy, knows to leave him alone on nights like those. Regardless, he’ll assuredly wake up at dawn the next day. He’ll put on a tie, comb his thinning hair, and kiss Hammie goodbye as he sets out to do what he was put on this earth to do. And on top of all that he’s is a Hampshire pig who will eat just about anything you put in front of his adorable snout. God bless him.