Nail Art For The Furious Masturbator

This chic nail art is perfect for the woman-on-the-go. Having to worry about trimming and painting your nails is a real drag when you’re vigorously masturbating upwards of nine times in one day. Treat your vaginal walls by ripping off your nails completely for a smooth, worry-free ride every time! It looks gross but it feels great! (Bonus tip: Cuticle blood is a safe and fun natural lubricant!)