Nail Art For The Furious Masturbator

2. Hot Male-On-Nail Action

Do you enjoy fantasizing about men who would probably never return your texts at four in the afternoon (which is when you masturbate because you don’t have a job)? Try putting tiny photos of hot internet men on your nails! We chose James Deen and that steamy man-bun guy from Instagram! It’ll feel like these stud muffins are giving your vagina little kisses every time you touch yourself!