Luxurious Hand Lotions That Make It Impossible to Turn Doorknobs

There’s no better feeling in the world than slathering a creamy, luxurious lotion on your dry, cracking hands. But the calm, soothing feeling that you get from the warm scent and velvety texture is often cancelled out by sheer terror once you realize that you are trapped in your current location because you can’t turn any doorknobs with your slippery hands. Whoops! Here are four hand lotions that are literally perfect, except that they make it impossible to turn any doorknob for at least 15 minutes.