Leopard Caftans for Delicately Whispering, ‘Where Are My Cigarettes?’

If you’re half-drunk on a peaty scotch and looking to take the edge off, a leopard caftan is the best way to project your feminine wiles and convey as you put out the last of your cigarette that it’s only natural that you’d need another, and a strong man with kind eyes to light it for you. If it’s not Richard, you’ll find someone else – you always do, honey.