So you brought your pussy to a party to share and no one wants to eat it: What do you do? You don’t want it to go to waste! Here is the best way to wrap your pussy in foil and put it in the fridge since apparently, no one wants seconds or even firsts of this dish.
Whip Out the Foil
Once you’re at a party long enough to be certain that no one there is interested in eating your pussy, it’s time to locate the tin foil. Pull it out and subtly remark, “I GUESS I’M JUST GONNA PUT THIS AWAY IF NOBODY WANTS ANY.” This move is passive aggressive, bordering on regular aggressive, but if no one steps forward who is even willing to try it, then I guess you know the truth. Not one person here is going to eat your pussy. But you at least want to keep it fresh in case someone changes their mind.
Wrap It Up Tightly
If literally no one is going to munch your puss despite how much effort you put in to make it delicious and appealing, that’s fine – but you can’t leave it out at room temperature, either. You don’t want it to dry out while it’s waiting to be eaten, so make sure you wrap the foil tightly and pinch the edges very carefully to avoid pinching the pussy itself (OUCH). Once it’s tightly sealed to the point where no air can touch it, announce one more time that your pussy will soon no longer be available for chowing down on. If you still have no takers, don’t feel bad. It’s probably not personal.
Make Sure There’s Enough Space in the Fridge
Every pussy is a different size and shape. So just make sure that once it’s ready for storage, the fridge can actually fit your pussy in it. Move some things around to make space for it if necessary. Hurry up, you want to get it in there before it loses its form and no one wants it ever again. Once it’s in there, you’re free to rejoin the party and gently remind people, “My pussy is actually still here in case you’d like to try it.” Hopefully that works, but if not, there’s still another option!
Consider the Freezer
If it seems like no one is even going to consider eating it for like a very long time, consider putting it in the freezer. You don’t want to give up hope, but you also want your pussy to last as long as possible in case one person finally says, “You know what I’m really craving right now? Your pussy!” Just remember, your pussy is NOT microwaveable.
So next time you’re at a party and no one seems to be interested in eating your delicious pussy, go ahead and wrap it up for another day. Also, maybe take your pussy to a party where it is appreciated because it is definitely delicious and people would love it if they just tried it!
