How to Style Your Forced Mom Jeans

With Roe v. Wade on the verge of being reversed completely, many women are wondering how to play with their style when they inevitably have to change their entire wardrobe as a future mom in a world where birth is enforced by the government. If this sounds like you, then keep reading for how to style the mom jeans you’ll eventually be forced to wear by the U.S. government!


Reluctantly carry a diaper bag with you wherever you go.

Even though you never wanted to be a mom, and you never thought you’d be carrying around a diaper bag, that doesn’t mean that you can’t still wear it with style! Sure, this bag will mostly be filled with diapers and milk bottles and have no room for your own personal stuff, but it looks amazing with mom jeans, despite you never wanting them in the first place!


Accessorize them with the child you didn’t want.

Keeping your unwanted child around you at all times is something that you have to do as a brand new unwilling mom, but I bet you didn’t know that they make great accessories too! Simply carry your kid, hold their hand, or even just keep them around in your general vicinity and you’ll definitely get some compliments on those forced mom jeans!



Add a belt!

This is something that can add shape and class to any dress, jeans, or sweater you own. It’s also something that all moms love to do, whether they were forced to become one or not! Give your PTA meeting something to talk about when you walk in with this belt and jean combo that says, “I would’ve never had kids if it were up to me and not the Supreme Court!”


So slap on those mom dungarees and get to work in style, because not only will you have to take care of multiple children you didn’t want, but you’ll also have to work three jobs because you could never afford them in the first place! Good luck out there, forced mom fashionista!