One of the most important things women can do to take care of our health is to regularly and thoroughly examine our breasts for any abnormalities. Unfortunately, many women are unable to complete their at-home exams because once we start fondling ourselves, it’s waterfall city down there! If you’re one of us randy ladies, here are some tips to ensure you don’t get derailed by your incredible horniness during your next breast self-examination .
Check in the shower, but keep it cold.
Most of us check our breasts while washing in the shower, but if it’s all steamy in there it’s just way too sexy of an atmosphere to even go near your areolae. Turn down the temperature so that the chilly water reminds you that massaging your breast tissue is about health, not feeling the supple skin of your delicious chest melons.
Avoid full-length mirrors.
While some women find it helpful to visually inspect their breasts in a mirror as they feel around for what could be cancer, a full-length mirror will show you way too much of your rockin’ bod. It’s distracting! Look how hot you are! And look at those perfect sweater puppies being massaged into a state of pure ecstasy by the girl in your reflection with the full pouty lips. God, this is sexy.
Look at images of strong female role models.
Not only will women like Eleanor Roosevelt, Michelle Obama and Helen Keller remind you to take your life into your own hands while you’re taking your boobs into your own hands, it’s much harder to get aroused when you’re looking a fully-clothed hero of yours. Although, those arms on Michelle…
The breast is one of a woman’s most sensitive erogenous zones. The moment a bare hand comes into contact with our fun bags, we become simply sloshed with lust, even if it’s your own hand! With these tips, hopefully you can hold out long enough to do a full breast assessment before taking yourself to pound town. Good luck!
