How to Be as Vulnerable as These Open-Faced Sandwiches

Don’t hide what makes you special; this poached egg and arugula sandwich certainly isn’t.    

A poached egg on a bed of arugula might look exposed, but by covering it up with a piece of bread, you’re guaranteed to break its yolk. Obviously breaking the yolk is a necessary part of eating the sandwich, but whatever, for you it’s different. So maybe you’re not low maintenance, maybe you can’t be taken on the go — so what? Maybe you’re the type of person who needs to be eaten with a knife and fork. Ugh. Sorry. We really lost the thread on this one.