5 Horse Whisperers Who Refuse to Set Us Up With Their Sexy Bad Boy Horse Clients

Forest Whitaker (not that one)

Despite sharing his name with one of America’s most beloved character actors, this horse whisperer is a total dick. Forest Whitaker (not that one) has a horse who smokes a pack a day and knows how to pirate DVDs, but he won’t let us do anything with him other than feed him an apple once in a while. We hate Forest Whitaker (not that one).