Haircuts That Say, ‘My Middle School Ringtone Was My Chemical Romance’s ‘Welcome to the Black Parade’

You may think thin box braids would never mark you as once blasting the Emo Anthem to the extent that a 2007 Nokia you got “for emergencies” can blast anything, but you’d be wrong. We see it in your eyes. Live your emo Black tween truth. We’ll carry on, we’ll carry on!!!   So next time you spot a fellow former MCRer in the crowd, give them a nod that says “a cheer for all the broken/Listen here because it’s who we are,” because you may be well adjusted now, but you should never forgot that you all had the same ringtone from 2006-2009.