Fun Spring Patterns To Hide Your Dead Eyes

Blind people with a bold orange accent, so they can’t even see your long-since-expired eyes—it’s all about being proactive! Bright orange is both bold and fun, classy and down-to-earth, and will surely put those stares from others right where they need to be—anywhere other than your eerie, haunting face. You should maybe get that fixed? There are many more fun patterns swirling around out there that can aid even the most dead of eyes. Have people look deep into your cheetah shirt as you look beyond them and ponder why exactly you are still here. Happy Spring!