Summer is quickly approaching, which means it’s time to change up your eating habits entirely to accommodate the preferences of an image-based society! Here are all the foods you should avoid if you want everyone on the beach to see you and say, “Oh no, that thin person is so hungry she’s crying.”
Yummy Hot Dogs
Hot dogs are a popular summertime treat and they’re easy to grab from a street cart or fair. But hotdogs are just tube-shaped casings, filled with animal bits and yummy tastes. Skip that frank if you want your waistline to match how much you are able to appreciate the little things in life!
Ice Cream!
It’s joy in a cone, and you’ll have none of it because you don’t want joy, you want to take up as little space as possible.
Peanut Butter Sandwiches!
Next time you pack for a picnic in the sun, nix that delicious peanut butter sandwich! Tell peanut butter to take a hike because it’s your time to shine, and also to lose your ability to see the good in others.
Delicious Cheese
Cheese is hard to escape, but you gotta give cheese the cold shoulder if you really want your cholesterol levels to be as low as your capacity for joy!
Fresh-Baked Cookies
Fresh-baked or not, cookies are jam-packed with fat and completely devoid of nutrients, but totally stuffed with tons of joy. Removing cookies from your daily routine will immediately rid you of those pesky few pounds and also your smile.
Alcohol
Alcohol is not a food but it probably makes up half of your summer diet. Avoid alcohol to keep your body from bloating, and to keep yourself from enjoying social engagements or anything ever again.
Cleansing your body of these delicious treats is the first step toward hitting your goal weight and giving up completely on your life goals because you lost the little twinkle in your eyes and you probably can never get it back. Have fun!!
