Floral Prints So Loud Men Can’t Interrupt You

Katarina Floral Mini Dress (Dollskill, $94.32)

This 80s revival mini dress is perfect for spring, and also to use as a metaphorical air horn that men won’t be able to talk over, let alone hear their own thoughts. Kiss being interrupted goodbye, because with this obscenely loud dress, no one will be able to get a word in, edgewise!