Floral Prints So Loud Men Can’t Interrupt You
Godet Skater Mini Dress in Mixed Ditsy Floral Print (ASOS, $40)
Not only does this dress have a floral pattern, it also uses every color in the rainbow, which is so bright and complicated that it will stun the men around you into complete silence. Keep talking about The Ultimatum or whatever, because any man will be too busy wondering how it’s possible that a dress could possibly be this powerful.
