Faux Vintage Band Tees that Say, ‘History Has Been Really Good to People like Me’

Rolling Stones Retro Tee (Free People, $68)

This incredibly overpriced t-shirt tells people, “I’m young enough to not know anything about this band, but I’m privileged enough to know this is supposed to be cool because a lot of old white dudes said so. History has been kind to people like me, and I’m very willing to bask in that kindness.”