Faux Vintage Band Tees that Say, ‘History Has Been Really Good to People like Me’

Aerosmith Double Logo Tee (Revolve, $34)

Show your fondness for this classic rock band and the social norms that would allow the lead singer to cast his own daughter as a sexy schoolgirl in a music video, with barely a question mark from anyone around him. History has been kind enough to people like you to not sweat any of the details.