Faux Vintage Band Tees that Say, ‘History Has Been Really Good to People like Me’

The Who Maximum R&B T-Shirt (OldSchoolTees, $21.95)

This is another shirt that will remind people of how kind history has been to people like you, who can appropriate musical styles from black musicians and then garner more praise for it than the people who developed it in the first place. This shirt also pays homage to drummer Keith Moon who once drove a car into a swimming pool, in one of many acts that history will remember as “crazy antics” instead of “dangerous and concerning.”