Faux Vintage Band Tees that Say, ‘History Has Been Really Good to People like Me’

This “retro” shirt says, “Let’s trash a hotel room!” It also says, “I am Caucasian, and as a Caucasian, we feel it entirely appropriate to applaud our men for poor grooming, self-destructive tendencies, and outwardly destructive ones. Historically, the more callous we are, the cooler we are perceived!”