Eccentric Cat Ceramics to Support Your Abstinence Streak

When you go two years without getting it in, your friends call it a dry spell. Well, joke’s on them. You know exactly what your two-year abstinence streak is: a great opportunity to collect more cat ceramics! You’ve earned it! While your friends are achieving multiple orgasms, you can purchase all the eccentric cat ceramics that they aren’t. Purr-fection!