Recent studies have shown that the processed foods lining the shelves of our supermarkets are making us fat on the outside and toxic on the inside. It’s time for a detox, and nothing cleanses the body like a strong disinfectant! Eat clean by consuming the best cleaning products below:
Clorox Bleach
If you’re carrying unwanted weight, you need something powerful to revitalize your system and balance your blood sugar. Squeeze a little toilet bleach into a glass of lukewarm water and drink first thing in the morning for an intense cleanse to kickstart your day. You’ll see results in seconds!
Multi-Purpose Cleaner
It removes grease and scum from your kitchen sink, so think what it can do inside your body! Multi-purpose cleaners work on a variety of different surfaces, and can also loosen mucoid plaque from intestine walls helping to flush toxins from your system. Spray liberally over granola for breakfast, or use on the counter to wipe up spills.
Mold and Mildew Remover
When you eat a diet high in saturated fats, your body struggles to absorb the nutrients it needs. Clean yourself out by marinating a skinless chicken breast in a cup of the strongest mildew remover you can find. Then grill it, season it and eat it as fast as you possibly can before your gag reflex kicks in.
Germicidal Spray
If you’ve been indulging in fast food, your system is guaranteed to be clogged with nasties. A germ-killing spray will clean you out, as well as boosting your immune system by stripping your body of 99.9% of its bacteria. Super-clean tip: Add a cup of germicidal spray to your soups and smoothies. Your body will finally be free of bacteria!
Anti-Bacterial Soap
Hand soap with anti-bacterial properties will clean out your most gross places in no time at all. Consume generously every time you go to the bathroom for a powerful detox you won’t get at the day spa.
As with any detox program, make sure you drink plenty of water to help flush out toxins, and also all the poisonous chemicals. And remember, you’re only as clean as the cleaners you eat!
