It’s so great to sit down to have dinner with a good friend, and this restaurant is super delish! I had a super late lunch so I was thinking we should find something we both love and just split that…. unless you were planning on getting your own entrée like a total cow?
I mean, listen, if you have an appetite, that’s totally normal. There are women out there who order an entire chicken dish and a salad beforehand, but I’ve never met one of them. I was just thinking we could split something, unless you want to be a glutton about the whole thing.
I think the fajitas look good! We could share them so that we each get 1.5 fajitas. Corn tortillas are better for you than flour tortillas. Is it cool if we order them that way, or are you a living hungry hippo?
Listen, if you’re absolutely famished, maybe we could each order our own appetizers, and skip the entrée altogether. Although this place does make their own veggie burgers and they would cut in two SO easily. Then we’d be finished with our meals in under four minutes and everyone would be like whoa, are those two women at that table or two wisps of sea grass?
Wait, wait I get it—you want to order your very own entrée because you’re going to ask for a to-go container and immediately put half of it away to have for lunch tomorrow. Or are you a human trash vacuum?
I guess we can each do our own thing and I’ll just try to order off of the kids menu? Perfect. Also, I’ll def be having five margaritas on my own.
